做點小買賣

兩隻母雞在樹下聊天，對面走來一隻腳步不穩，無精打采，垂頭喪氣的公雞，

一隻母雞問：「怎麼啦？病啦？累成這樣？」

公雞說：「做點小買賣累成的。」

另一隻母雞跟著
問：「做啥買賣勞累成這樣呢？」

公雞臉紅，低下頭說：

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「賣雞精。」

开心 IQ!!1

1.斑马向兔子求婚，但是兔子拒绝了它，为什么?

2.用 什 麼 抹 窗 才 乾 淨 ？(超废的答案)

3.Titanic 船下沉了，死了的人叫死尸，哪在水面上还活着的人叫什么呢?

4. 烏龜怕鐵鎚，蟑螂怕拖鞋，那小鳥怕什麼？

5.蛋糕跌倒了，是谁鼓励它站起来的？

6.一個人由10呎高同1呎高跌落黎有咩分別？

7.一只蜈蚣有一百隻腳,當他轉彎時要用幾隻腳?


8.什么东西比细菌还要小？

Blogging with Word 2007

Wah!! I have discovered some great new feature in Microsoft word 2007, that is can use it to blogging.

You can direct type on your word2007 application and publish it to your blogger sites.

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孩子我要你將來比國父強兩倍

故事的主角是一對姓 孫 的夫妻，老來得子，

做丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰，激動的熱淚盈眶。

老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒，

一臉驕傲的對他說：

『孩子，我要你將來比　國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍！』

於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個

很響亮的名字 .. ，

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孫串出

World's Smallest Teapot

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

胆小请勿看!!

胆小请勿看!!

Strange but interesting.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot.

The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky!

Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial.

A little creepy but pretty cool!

Diet Advestisment

Joke: From mental hospital

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

if you see pac man beside you, what you will do?

Pac man

Bird Can Talk Or Not ??

this bird really clever...enjoy!!!

Yeah!!! New Blog get born

Hi hi, this blog i am mainly create for you all have fun, gossip and share some joke. ha ha ..honestly, i just want to earn some pocket money from Blog, so try to ready this platform for you relax and at the same time help me earn money.

talking about extra money, maybe i can help some shop or prodcut to do advestisment here. So you have see any intrested product you have intrested, just support it...

yeah...if i can earn more extra money, sure trate you all to eat "Laksa", this is penang famous food.

OK, beside this if you have plan come to penang travel i also can intro you about the good location for relax, fun ....if you are pretty girl, maybe i will consider to treat you laksa again!!!

ha ha, ok ,start from tomorrow i will start to find some game, joke or video to share...