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Fwd: Cucumbers... I didn't know this....

2011-02-24T20:17:00.001-08:00

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5,Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!
Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life's everyday problems..

Car Prices In Malaysia

2011-01-13T22:11:00.001-08:00

Posted by Syed Akbar Ali
Digest this article, after that, you may need to vomit. What is the Malaysian Govt doing all these while. Ripping off our Rakyat for the last 30 yrs with APs designed to benefit a few well connected Bumis, the UMNO/BN have robbed millions of citizens in this fiasco, under the pretext of protecting our local industry. The Govt have forgotten we Malays are the largest customers in the country. What is the NEP policy doing ?? Ripping off the Malays (which forms 65% of the consumer base) to benefit a few UMNO politicians !!!
BMW 535i sells for RM178,000 in the US
In the United States of America (a developed country which we are also aspiring to become by the year 2020) a 2009 model BMW 535i Sedan is selling for about USD50,367.00. This is only RM178,000 - about the price of a Toyota Camry 2..4L here in Malaysia . The same BMW sells in Malaysia for about RM450,000.
BMW 328i sells for RM155,000 in the US
The 2009 model BMW 328i 2 door Convertible sells for USD44,014 or RM155,36900 in the US In Malaysia the same car sells for over
RM460,000. This is an untenable situation.
Audi A4 2.0T Cabriolet Convertible sells for RM142,000 in the US
The 2009 model Audi A4 2 Door 2.0T Cabriolet Convertible sells in the US for USD40,328.00 or RM142,357. In Malaysia the same car would sell for about RM265,000.
VW GTI 2.0T sells for RM85,000 in the US
In the US the 2009 model Volkswagen GTI 2.0T sells for USD 24,039 or RM85,000 only. In China the same car will cost around RM60,000. Over here the same VW car sells for about RM200,000.
And the 2010 model Toyota Camry 2.4L sells in the US for USD 19,659...00 or RM69,396 In Malaysia the2008 Toyota Camry 2.4L sells for RM170,000. Toyota Camry 2.4L, 2010 model. RM69,000 in the US
Car prices in Malaysia are about three times higher than the prices in the United States . We are a developing nation. Our land and labour costs are so much cheaper than the US . Why are our cars so expensive? It does not make any sense. Tak masuk akal.
Then here are some car prices from our neighbour Indonesia .
The Toyota Altis sells in Indonesia for about RM46,000. The same car sells here for around RM 112,000.Again we are three times more expensive than Indonesia
The Honda Jazz sells here for RM108,000.. In Indonesia the Jazz sells for RM 36,000. Three times more expensive.
We are paying ridiculously high prices (and actually impoverishing the Malays - who are the largest buyers of cars in Malaysia ) to support an out of date, out of touch with reality motor car policy.
We are paying the highest car prices in the world to support the Proton and other locally made cars as well as support a mind boggling AP policy which only benefits a relatively few rich Malays. A disproportionately large number of Malays and other Malaysians arebeing impoverished to subsidise the wealth of a few inefficient rich.
26 million Malaysians have to pay three times more for their cars just to support Proton and 120,000 people who are directly and indirectly involved in the motor sector in Malaysia and the AP holders. That is a ratio of 216:1.
This ratio of 216:1 is too skewed. 26.0 million happier people can contribute many more votes than 120,000 members of an inefficient motor industry.. 26 million unhappy people can change a Government. (The maths is not really difficult here)
And this outdated policy is impoverishing the Malays more than anyone else.
Here is some news from our DPM Tan Sri Muhyudin Yassin about our car policy. This is truncated:
Muhyiddin assures govt support for automotive parts and component sector
1. KUALA LUMPUR, May 26 - The deputy prime minister said special focus will be given to "facilitate and encourage" the development of the automotive parts and component sector despite the current global and regional economic downturn.
2. "Under the CEPT and Asean Trade in Goods Agreements, Malaysia has agreed to eliminate import duties on all products in the Normal Track on January 1, 2010. This includes motor vehicles, auto parts and components," he said.
3. He pointed out that the motor vehicle sub sector in Malaysia will not be directly impacted because of its heavy dependence on the domestic market.
4. "The Malaysian government recognises the contribution of the domestic automotive industry towards the development of the country."
Para 2 sounds promising but then Para 3 and 4 basically says that the Malaysian motor car industry will continue to be protected. This means we will continue paying the highest car prices in the world for automobiles.
Cuba kita kira : kalau kereta Honda Jazz di jual dengan harga yang sebenarnya (lebih kurang RM36,000 saja) dan bukan pada harga sekarang (RM108,000) maksudnya bayaran bulanan pembeli kereta akan jadi kurang, mungkin sepertiga sahaja daripada bayaran bulanan sekarang.
Jika sekarang orang bayar RM1,500 sebulan untuk beli Honda Jazz, kalau harga kereta lebih menepati harga pasaran dunia, orang kita perlu bayar sekitar RM500 saja sebulan.
Maksudnya tanpa Kerajaan perlu membuat apa pun (merangsang ekonomi, belanja berpuluh billion Ringgit duit rakyat untuk stimulus dan sebagainya) setiap rakyat Malaysia yang membeli kereta yang seharga dengan Honda Jazz akan dapat menjimatkan sehingga RM1,000 sebulan daripada kos sara hidup bulanannya.
This is like giving the car buyer an RM1000 pay rise without incurring any extra costs for the taxpayer, the Government or the economy. It will greatly reduce the cost of living in Malaysia and spur greater economic growth too.
Tapi sekarang, yang menjadi mangsa dulu dan yang menjadi miskin dulu orang Melayu juga. Orang Melayu yang paling ramai sekali menjadi pembeli kereta dalam negara kita. Orang Melayu kebanyakannya makan gaji - tiap bulan dapat gaji tetap. Bila harga kereta naik gila, yang menjadi miskin di saf depan sekali adalah orang Melayu juga.
In absolute numbers, the Malays are suffering the most because they are the most in number among the fixed income people who also buy cars.
Some folks said the other day that Proton has 150 major component suppliers, dealers, distributors and about 500 other parts suppliers too. Of the 150 major component suppliers, about 15 of them are listed companies. In total they employ about 120,000 people. The Proton supply chain is a mix of bumiputras and non bumiputras. But here is a sad fact : none of them are operating at their level best efficiency.
Our motor car policy is forcing Malaysians to subsidise Proton so that Proton can sustain major inefficiencies in the Malaysian economy.. This is not a good thing at all.
We have to unwind this situation. Set a target of 18 months from now to unwind all protection for our motor industry. Remove the impoverishing AP policy also in 18 months. Let Malaysian car prices reflect world market prices for the same makes of cars.
If a BMW 535 sells for RM178,000 in America , it should sell for a little less here in Malaysia (our rentals and salaries are cheaper). Fw: Car Prices In Malaysia
The Ministers continue making pronouncements about the car industry as though nothing has happened. I hope everyone will please wake up. The Government has a real chance of getting thrown out of office in about three years. The people will not accept inept answers anymore.
The ridiculous car prices in Malaysia is an issue that is just beginning to get more attention and publicity. It is going to become a really big issue in the near future. Be forewarned.

Subject: Treatment For Urid Acid And Gout

2010-12-26T00:55:00.001-08:00

(Green papaya cubes with green tea : cure for urid acid)

Uric acid sufferers who drink green tea with green papaya cubes have enjoyed very effective improvements.

Three years ago, my cousin brother has tested this formula and discovered that his suffering from uric acid has improved significantly and recovered finally. And now he is only drinking it 1 - 3 times a month as maintenance course.

Those who suffered from gout also found this tea effective.

Professor Lai (from China School of Pharmacy)'s new treatment :

- cut the green papaya into small cubes.

- boil the papaya cubes

- add these papaya cubes to your green tea

- take it regularly

Rende Township, Tainan County's mayor Liu Qing was suffering from gastric pain for many years, after taking green papaya drink for a month, he was surprised that he has recovered. Some of his family members also recovered from gout problem after drinking this tea. Drinking papaya tea is not taking medication, Liu, therefore plants a lot of papaya and distribute the papayas to the sick relatives, friends and folks.

According to Mr Liu, the best choice of Green Papaya (round fruit with large capacity), cut the top of papaya (to be used as cover when you are making the tea), discard the papaya seeds, dig a small opening by the side (to allow the vapour to escape), put the tea leaves into the papaya, pour boiling water into the papaya and cover back the papaya by using the cut piece. Tea is served.

According to the local farmers, papayas will take about four months to mature, when the papaya is ripe, thenutrition value will be much lower. Green Papaya harvested about three months or so contains high papaya enzyme, and vit.B, good to make drink with green tea, you can also boil and cut into small pieces, cook with pork ribs, or fry with garlic and serve as a dish on your table.

细心：细节决定成败

2010-12-08T21:35:00.001-08:00

褪墨系列：每次一个故事，从心开始，打造心理资本。

细心是一个人思维缜密的反映。很多时候，一个人的严谨和敬业精神是通过生活和工作的小细节才折射出来的。细节导致成功，是一种看似偶然性的必然性，因此我们要想成功，就不应忽视细节！

爱若和布若差不多同时受顾于一家超级市，开始时大家都一样，从最底层干起。可不久爱若受到总经理的青睐，一再被提升，从领班直到部门经理。布若却像被遗忘了一般，还在最底层混。终于有一天布若忍无可忍，向总经理提出辞呈，并痛斥总经理狗眼看人，辛勤工作的人不提拔，倒提那些吹牛拍马的人。

总经理耐心地听着，他了解这个小伙子，工作肯吃苦，但似乎缺了点儿什么，缺什么呢？三言两语说不清楚，说清楚了他也不服。于是，他有了个主意。

“布若先生”，总经理说，“您马上到集市上去，看看今天有什么卖的。”

布若很快从集市上回来说，刚才集市上只有一个农民拉了车土豆在卖。

“一车大约有多少袋，多少斤？”总经理问。

布若又跑去，回来后说有40袋。

“价格是多少？”布若再次跑到集上。

总经理望着跑得气喘吁吁的他说：“请休息一会儿吧，看看爱若是怎么做的。”说完叫来爱若对他说：“爱若先生，您马上到集市上去，看看今天有什么卖的。”

爱若很快从集市上回来了，汇报说到现在为止只有一个农民在卖土豆，有40袋，价格适中，质量很好，他带回几个让总经理看。这个农民一会还将弄几箱西红柿上市，据他看价格还公道，可以进一些货。想这种价格西红柿总经理大约会要，所以他不仅带回来几个西红柿作样品，而且把那个农民也带来了，他现在正在外面等回话呢。

在这个小故事里，布若是一个勤奋工作肯吃苦的小伙子，为了那些土豆跑了很多趟，但是他就是得不到青睐和提拔，难道是总经理对他有成见吗？当然不是。当我们看到爱若怎样工作的时候就知道答案了。爱若考虑问题周密全面，很多细节都没有落下，只跑了一趟，却带回了部经理需要的全部信息。

细节决定成败。不能小瞧任何可能影响成功的细节，因为在某些时候正是它们决定着事情的成败。看看哥伦比亚失事事件的例子：

2003年2月1日美国“哥伦比亚”号航天飞机返回地面途中，着陆着意外发生爆炸，飞机上的七名宇航员全部遇难，全世界感到震惊。事后的调查结果表明，造成这一灾难凶手竟是一块脱落的隔热瓦。

“哥伦比亚”号表面覆盖着2万余块隔热瓦，能抵御3000摄氏度的高温，以免航天返回大气层时外壳被高温所熔化。1月16日“哥伦比亚”号升空80秒后，一块从燃料箱上脱落的碎片击中了飞机左翼前部的隔热系统。宇航局的高速照相机记录了这一过程。应该说航天飞机的整体性能等很多技术都是一流的，但就因为一小块脱落的隔热瓦就毁灭了价值连城的航天飞机，还有无法用价值衡量的七条宝贵生命。

在航空航天领域中，精密的食品和浩大的工程需要对细节的精确把握和关注。其中一个部件出问题，可能就会造成整个发射活动的失败而造成无法估量的损失。

成败得失，决定精细与否。如果，我们每天都把平常的事做好了就不平常了，把简单的事做好就不简单了，把一件件小事做好了，日后必成大事。

FW: Rape-aXe: The Anti-Rape Condom

2010-12-01T19:06:00.001-08:00

This is so brilliant ! An anti-rape female condom invented by Sonette Ehlers

A South African woman working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.

The device, known as The Rape-aXe , is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp,inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon.

If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs,causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape.

The condom would remain attached to the attackers body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically,which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.

The anti-rape female condom

South African inventor Sonette Ehlers demonstrates her new anti-rape female condom in Cape Town.

Click below for more.........

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/controversy-in-south-africa-over-device-to-snare-rapists/2005/09/01/1125302683893.html

Fwd: Bubble Tea

2010-12-01T19:02:00.001-08:00

Dear All,
I will roughly translate this articles which is in Chinese.
Bubble tea (pearl milk tea) brings alot of sweet excitement to our taste buds but it is also very harmful to health.
Milk essence is the main ingredient in bubble tea. Ten cups of fresh milk cannot match the taste of
of a teaspoon of milk essence. The main ingredient of milk essence is hygrogenated vegetable oil,
a type of transfat. Experts says that a glass of 500ml of bubble tea a day far exceed the allowable
limit of transfat for any person. It will lead to heart and blood vessel diseases.
Milk essence gives the bubble tea the fragrance and make it tasty. The fragrance and tastiness derived
from a type of chemical. This chemical has trace of arsenic, lead, copper and many harmful minerals.
Long term consumption can lead to heart and blood vessel disease, cancer, asthma and other health
complications. It reduces the IQ of children.
Consuming the black bubbles is equivalent to consuming plastic. Normally these bubbles were made from
casava (tapioca) powder. This alone does not give the rubbery texture. To make it more rubbery, millet
protein is added. Some "black hearted" businessmen felt that this is still not rubbery enough. so, an artificial
plastic powder is added. This type of artificial plastic material will never be digested and absorbed into the
body. It will remain in the body and cause havoc to our health. You can imagine what will happen to your
health after prolonged consumption of transfat and plastic!!!!
FOR YOUR HEALTH SAKE, PLEASE ABSTAIN FROM BUBBLE TEA.

珍珠奶茶在給人們的味蕾帶來甜美刺激的同時也給人的健康帶來隱患。

"奶精"是珍珠奶茶之魂。十杯鮮奶的味道，也不如一勺奶精來得香濃。奶精的主要成分氫化植物油是一種反式脂肪酸。
專家指出:每天一杯500 升(?mL)珍珠奶茶中反式脂肪酸含量已超出正常人承受極限，飲用者易患心血管疾病。
奶精”使奶茶變得香濃源自於奶精中一種名為”植脂末”的化學物質.
這種物質中含有砷(砒霜)、鉛、銅等有害物質，長期攝入，可增加患冠心病、腫瘤、哮喘等疾病的幾率，幼兒更會變得智力低下。
吃”珍珠”等於吃塑膠
吃 ” 珍珠”等於吃塑膠？珍珠奶茶正因為這些黑色的小顆粒而得名，我們一般叫它為珍珠粉圓，公開的主材料是木薯澱粉。然而，單純的木薯澱粉並不能讓珍珠彈性足，如今比較通用做法是在其中加入小麥蛋白。即使如此，有的商家也覺得彈性還不夠，為了讓珍珠有“嚼頭“，於是再添加人工合成的高分子材料。
說白了，高分子材料就是塑膠，這也是行業內心照不宣的秘密。這樣的成分不可能被人體吸收，吃塑膠是什麼結果，大家可以想像。
Don't drink any more!

山寨版星巴克 Fake Starbucks

2010-11-21T18:50:00.001-08:00

大陸什麼都敢 Nothing is impossible in Mainland! STAR FUCKS !

do you see the porn queen word at logo ? :D haha

NEVER on the plane!

2010-11-15T16:18:00.001-08:00

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the
plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a
6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from
his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!"
Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. And two
stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another
voice answered from the back of the plane:
"HI JOHN!"
The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's
sake don't ever call him on the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in
deep shit.

Who knew?

2010-10-23T01:45:00.001-07:00

Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers?
Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 tablespoon horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-even though the product was never advertised for this use.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus: Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine Mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
WARDS OFF MOSQUITO’S TOO!! DOUSE A SOFT CLOTH AND APPLY TO SURROUNDING WINDOW/DOOR FRAMES!
Easy eyeglass protection... to prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of MaybellineCrystal Clear Nail Polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... if menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover: Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato Paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's Tomato Paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... to disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine, a powerful antiseptic.
Vinegar to heal bruises... soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... it's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
If you send this to one person who doesn't know about this, then it was worth it.
I'm gone...!!!!

洋媳婦的教育方法...令中國婆婆大開眼界~

2010-10-08T03:06:00.001-07:00

洋媳婦的教育方法...令中國婆婆大開眼界~
兒子去美國留學，畢業後定居美國。還給我找了個洋媳婦蘇珊。如今，小孫子托比已經3歲了。今年夏天，兒子為我申請了探親簽證。在美國待了三個月，洋媳婦蘇珊教育孩子的方法，令我這個中國婆婆大開眼界。
不吃飯就餓著
每天早上，托比醒來後，蘇珊把早餐往餐桌上一放，就自顧自地忙去了。托比會自己爬上凳子，喝牛奶，吃麵包片。吃飽後，他回自己的房間，在衣櫃裡找衣服、鞋子，再自己穿上。畢竟托比只有3歲，還搞不清楚子的正反面，分不清鞋子的左右腳。有一次托比又把褲子穿反了，我趕緊上前想幫他換，卻被蘇珊制止了。她說，如果他覺得不舒服，會自己脫下來，重新穿好；如果他沒覺得有什麼不舒服，那就隨他的便。那一整天，托比反穿著褲子跑來跑去，蘇姍像沒看見一樣。
又一會而，托比出去和鄰居家的小朋友玩，沒多久，氣喘吁吁地跑回家，對蘇珊說：「媽媽，露西說我的褲子穿反了，真的嗎？」露西是鄰居家的小姑娘，今年5 歲。蘇姍笑著說：「是的，你要不要換回來？」托比點點頭，自己脫下褲子，仔細看了看，重新穿上了。從那以後，托比再也沒穿反過褲子。
我不禁想起，我的外孫女五六歲時不會用筷子，上小學時不會繫鞋帶。如今在上寄宿制初中的她，每個週末都要帶回家一大堆髒衣服呢。
一天中午，托比鬧情緒，不肯吃飯。蘇珊說了他幾句，憤怒地小托比一把將盤子推到了地上，盤子裡的食物灑了一地。蘇姍看著托比，認真地說：「看來你確實不想吃飯！記住，從現在到明天早上，你什麼都不能吃。」托比點點頭，堅定地回答：「Yes!」我在心裡暗笑，這母子倆，還都挺倔！
下午，蘇珊和我商量，晚上由我做中國菜。我心領神會，托比告別愛吃中國菜，一定是蘇珊覺得托比中午沒好好吃飯，想讓他晚上多吃點兒。
那天晚上我施展廚藝，做了托比最愛吃的糖醋裡脊、油悶大蝦，還用意大利麵做了中國式的涼麵。托比最喜歡吃那種涼麵，小小的人可以吃滿滿一大盤。
開始吃晚飯了，托比歡天喜地地爬上凳子。蘇珊卻走過來，拿走了他的盤子和刀叉，說：「我們已經約好了，今天你不能吃飯，你自己也答應了的。」托比看著面容嚴肅的媽媽，「哇」地一聲在哭起來，邊哭邊說：「媽媽，我餓，我要吃飯。」「不行，說過的話要算數。」蘇珊毫不心軟。
我心疼了，想替托比求情，說點好話，卻見兒子對我使眼色。想起我剛到美國時，兒子就跟我說，在美國，父母教育孩子時，別人千萬不要插手，即使是長輩也不例外。無奈，我! 只好保持沉默。
那頓飯，從始至終，可憐的小托比一直坐在玩具車裡，眼巴! 巴地看著我們三個大人狼吞虎嚥。我這才明白蘇珊讓我做中餐的真正用意。我相信，下一次，托比想發脾氣扔飯碗時，一定會想起自己餓著肚子看爸爸媽媽和奶奶享用美食的經歷。餓著肚子的滋味不好受，況且還是面對自己最喜愛的食物。
臨睡前，我和蘇珊一起去向托比道晚安。托比小心翼翼地問：「媽媽，我很餓，現在我能吃中國面嗎？」蘇珊微笑著搖搖頭，堅決地說：「不！」托比嘆了口氣，又問：「那等我睡完覺睜開眼睛時，可以吃嗎？」「當然可以。」蘇珊溫柔地回答。托比甜甜地笑了。
大部分情況下，托比吃飯都很積極，他不想因為「罷吃」而錯過食物，再受餓肚子的苦。每當看到托比埋頭大口大口地! 吃飯，嘴上臉上粘的都是食物時，我就想起外孫女。她像托比這麼大時，為了哄她吃飯，幾個大人端著飯碗跟在她屁股後面跑，她還不買賬，還要談條件：吃完這碗買一個玩具，再吃一碗買一個玩具……
以其人之道，還治其人這身
有一天，我們帶托比去公園玩。很快，托比就和兩個女孩兒玩起了廚房遊戲。塑料小鍋、小鏟子、小盤子、小碗擺了一地。忽然，淘氣的托比拿起小鍋，使勁在一個女孩兒頭上敲了一下，女孩兒愣了一下，放聲大哭。另一個女孩兒年紀更小一些，見些情形，也被嚇得大哭起來。大概托比沒想到會有這麼嚴重的後果，站在一旁，愣住了。
蘇珊走上前，開清了事情的來龍去脈後，她一聲不吭，拿起小鍋，使勁敲到托比的頭上，托比沒防備，一下子跌坐在草地上，哇哇大哭起來。蘇珊問托比：「疼嗎？下次還這樣嗎？」托比一邊哭，一邊拚命搖頭。? 說他以後再也不會這麼做了。
托比的舅舅送了他一輛淺藍色的小自行車，托比非常喜歡，當成寶貝，不許別人碰。鄰居小姑娘露西是托比的好朋友，央求托比好幾次，要騎他的小車，托比都沒答應。
一次，幾個孩子一起玩時，露西趁托比不注意，偷偷騎上小車，揚長而去。托比發現後，氣憤地跑來向蘇珊告狀。蘇珊正和幾個孩子的母親一起聊天喝咖啡，便微笑著說：「你們的事情自己解決，媽媽可管不了。」托比無奈地走了。
過了一小會兒，露西騎著小車回來了。托比看到露西，一把將她推倒在地，搶過了小車。露西坐在地上大哭起來。蘇珊抱起露西，安撫了她一會兒。很快，露西就和別的小朋友興高采烈地玩了起來。
托比自己騎了會車，覺得有些無聊，看到那幾個孩子玩得那麼高興，他想加入，又覺得有些不好意思。他蹭到蘇珊身邊，嘟囔道：「媽媽，我想跟露西他們一起玩。」蘇珊不動聲色地說：「那你自己去找他們啦！」「媽媽，你陪我一起去。」托比懇求道。「那可不行，剛才是你把露西弄哭的，現在你又想和大家玩，就得自己去解決問題。」
托比騎著小車慢慢靠近露西，快到她身邊時，又掉頭回來。來回好幾次，不知道從什麼時候開始，托比和露西又笑逐顏開，鬧成了一團。
管教孩子是父母的事
蘇珊的父母住在加利福尼亞州，聽說我來了，兩人開車來探望我們。家裡來了客人，托比很興奮，跑上跑下地亂竄。他把玩沙子用的小桶裝滿了水，提著小桶在屋裡四處轉悠。蘇珊警告了她好幾次，不要把水灑到地板上，托比置若罔聞。最後，托比還是把水桶弄倒了，水灑了一地。興奮的小托比不覺得自己做錯了事，還得意地光著腳丫踩水玩，把褲子全弄濕了。我連忙找出拖把準備拖地。蘇珊從我手中搶過拖把交給托比，對他說：「把地拖幹，把濕衣服脫下來，自己洗乾淨。」托比不願意，又哭又鬧的，蘇珊二話不說，直接把他拉到貯藏室，關了禁閉。聽到托比在裡面發出驚天動地的哭喊，我心疼壞了，想進去把他抱出來。托比的外婆卻攔住我，說：「這是蘇珊的事。」
過了一會兒，托比不哭了，他在貯藏室裡大聲喊：「媽媽，我錯了。」蘇珊站在門外，問：「那你知道該怎麼做了嗎？」「我知道。」蘇珊打開門，托比從貯藏室走出來，臉上還掛著兩行淚珠。他拿起有他兩個高的拖把吃力地把地上的水拖乾淨。然後，他脫下褲子，拎在手上，光著屁股走進洗手間，稀里嘩啦地洗起衣服來。
托比的外公外婆看著表情驚異的我，意味深長地笑了。這件事讓我感觸頗深。在很多中國家庭，父母管教孩子時，常常會引起「世界大戰」，往往是外婆外公護，爺爺奶奶攔! ! 夫妻吵架，雞飛狗跳。
後來，我和托比的外公外婆聊天時，提到這件事，托比的外公說了一段話，讓我印象深刻。他說，孩子是父母的孩子，首先要尊重父母對孩子的教育方式。孩子雖然小，卻是天生的外交家，當他看到家庭成員之間出現分歧時，他會很聰明地鑽空子。這不僅對改善他的行為毫無益處，反而會導致問題越來越嚴重，甚至帶來更多別的問題。而且，家庭成員之間發生衝突，不和諧的家庭氛圍會帶給孩子更多的不安全感，對孩子的心理髮展產生不利影響。所以，無論是父輩與祖輩在教育孩子的問題上發生分歧，還是夫妻兩人的教育觀念有差異，都不能在孩子麵前發生衝突。
托比的外公外婆在家裡住了一週，準備回加利福尼亞了。臨走前兩天，托比的外公鄭重地問女兒：「托比想要一輛玩具挖掘機，我可以買給他嗎？」蘇珊想了想，說：「你們這次來，已經送給他一雙旱冰鞋作為禮物了，到聖誕節時，再買玩具挖掘機當禮物送給他吧！」
我不知道托比的外公是怎麼告訴小傢伙的，後來我帶托比去超市，他指著玩具挖掘機說：「外公說，聖誕節時，給我買這個當禮物。」語氣裡滿是欣喜和期待。
雖然蘇珊對托比如此嚴格，托比卻對媽媽愛得不得了。他在外面玩時，會採集一些好看的小花或者他認為漂亮的葉子，鄭重其事地送給媽媽；別人送給他禮物，他會叫媽媽和他一起拆開；有什麼好吃的，也總要留一半給媽媽。
想到很多中國孩子對父母的漠視與冷淡，我不得不佩服我的洋媳婦。在我看來，在教育孩子的問題上，美國媽媽有很多值得中國媽媽學習的地方。

what happen at Merdeka day ?

2010-10-02T06:53:00.001-07:00

2 incident happen during merdeka day? what going one??

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=427037637262&id=740819314

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=432073840741&id=586500176

Fwd: Wake up Call - An article from Sin Chew

2010-09-20T00:28:00.001-07:00

The moment when dream is awakend...
I wonder you feel the same as me, all the sudden I realized friends and
relatives around me seems to get less and less.
Those years when the New Year drew near, all sorts of gathering
appointments almost completely filled the diaries, but this year seems so
quiet.
Even in normal time, phone calls become less and less, face to face meet up
also become much less.
Perhaps, everybody is busy with their own things, or perhaps, nowadays
people prefer to stay in.
However, it is not entirely like this, thinking further, actually old
friends and relatives are not around any more. God bless, they are still
alive and well, they just left the country, Malaysia.
They have gone to China to set factory; Ah Wang quit his engineer job and
migrated to Australia to set up his little food store business, Ah Fong
left the local University went to Hong Kong as a lecturer. 'Frog' went to
Taiwan to pursue his second career life. Others went to Americia, England,
even Indonesia...
At first, I thought these are individual cases, but gradually, people
around me realized the same, these are not individual cases but a general
symptoms of our society. they are not small numbers but the pretty big
indeed.
Department of Foreign Affairs released the figures earlier, it confirmed
the situation is real.
From March 2008 thru September 2009, a total of 300,000 Malaysian migrated
to other countries, among them 200,000 left between Jan - Aug 2009. (in 8
months)
Cummulatively, there are 2 million Malaysian migrated, this figure is close
to the number of Indonesian workers in Malaysia today.
The difference are, those migrated are mostly professional and middle class
people.
They have many reasons to leave: pursue career development, for the future
of their children, in search of better life and environment... In one
sentence, they lost hope of Malaysia.
50 years ago people said: Malaysia is very good, better than Hong Kong and
even Japan.
30 years ago people said: Malaysia is not bad, comparable to S. Korea and
Taiwan. (No mention of Hong Kong and Japan any more).
20 years ago people said: Malaysia can do la, at least better than China
and Thailand (Cannot compare with Taiwan and Korea lah)
10 years ago people said: No matter how bad Malaysia is, cannot be worse
than Vietnam and Indonesia ko-ah. (China is already in a different category
/much growth ).
Today, the economic growth rate of Vietnam and Indonesia already far
exceeded Malaysia, Social activity and intellectual development of the
country is also better, the gap between us and them is closing up.
Why worry? There are still Philippines, Cambodia and Myanmar behind us.
However, according to an economist who recently surveyed Phillipines, he
think in 20 years' time, Malaysia can replace Phillipines to become the
World exporter of Malaysian maids.
Over half the century, Malaysians live in the big old imperial housing
complex, closed up and survive on properties left behind by the ancestor;
continue to consume up social resources, wasteful, and drive away talents;
they never talk about competitiveness, totally neglect productivity, and
hate meritocracy.
When Asia economic storm hit in 1997, Malaysia closed their doors, thinking
we beautifully avoided a disaster, they even think of themselves as genius,
being able to handle the situation so well.
However, just look at other countries in our neighbourhood, they stand up,
face the storm, and walk out of the storm. They overhaul the system,
improve the processes and march forward, they moved up to a new level. And
Malaysia, still walking on the spot.
It's time to wake up! We are very very late now!....

Fw: Bukit Aman scam

2010-09-15T22:31:00.001-07:00

This just happened a few minutes ago. Somebody by the name of Inspector Chew King Hwa from Bukit Aman had called my husband's hand phone looking for me saying that I was implicated in some money laundering cases (I really wished that I had those money). He gave a contact number which was 03-2262 6222.
When I checked online, it is true that the number belongs to Bukit Aman HQ. So I called using my office phone to the number and I was told by the operator at the Bukit Aman HQ that there is a syndicate with inside people from Celcomand Telekom which is running these scams. They offer to settle your case outside and ask for money to bank into certain accounts. The operator said everyday the Bukit Aman HQ receives 40-50 calls from the public, people like me asking for verification. Bukit Aman said they will change their phone number soon because of this scam.
The clever thing about this group is that, when they call you on your hand phone, the number shown would be 03-2262 6222. I guess if you call this number from hand phone, or directly pressing on the number received on your hand phone without re-keying in the numbers again through the keypad, you will reach the syndicate as they must have manipulated either the caller identity and created a fake line with the insiders' assistance from Celcom/ Maxis/Digi. But if you call the same number using land line (Telekom) as I did, only will you be able to reach the real Bukit Aman HQ.
So it looks like the con men are also getting smarter. But you can straightaway tell from the way the caller speaks, that he is not very educated and hence not likely to be of the caliber of an officer.
Hope you will tell your family and friends.
I think they target the Chinese.

Fw: What is AP?

2010-08-28T03:11:00.001-07:00

Toyota Estima Emina 2.4 Latest Edition.

5 Doors, Automatic, MPV, Petrol, 49,000 miles, Pearl White, 02 Reg year 2002, Air Conditioning, Anti-Lock Braking System, Central Locking, Compact Disc Player, 8 Seats, Electric Mirrors, Electric Windows, Adjustable Seat Height, AdjustableSteering Column, Air Bag, Alarm,

£8595

but this car will sell for RM 160,000 in KL.
But £1 = RM 4.794
£ 8595 = RM 41,204.

AP profit = RM100,000 per car -
Imagine when you have only 100 APs = RM10,000,000.
Making Millions in just one year.

Fwd: China travel-alert !!! (Chinese & English)

2010-08-24T23:20:00.001-07:00

China Travel, emergency notification.

The latest news; if going to China for sightseeing, please be careful!
Emergency Notification:
If someone tries to sell you dried seafood products
and suggest that you sniff, taste and try, you must pay attention.
This is a drugged sort of thing, when you smell it, you'll lose consciousness.
Then they'll take your wallet and all your personal valuables.
Please be sure to send this to all your friends. now in Guangdong , Hebei , Tianjin,
Wuhan and other places have begun to happen.
Please be alert not to be fooled and deceived!

中國旅遊, 緊急通知, 請盡量傳開去

最新的消息﹔如果有要去中國旅遊, 請小心!

緊急通知: 若是有人接近你，向你推銷海味干貨產品，

又建議你聞一下、試一下味道的話，一定要注意了，

這是一種迷藥類的東西，當你聞到它，你就會昏。

然後他們就會拿走你的皮夾、你身上所有的值錢物品。

請務必發給你所有認識的朋友，現在廣東、河北、天津、

武漢等地已開始亮相了，請大家提高警惕，以免上當、被騙！

Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times -don't be lazy

2010-08-18T21:38:00.001-07:00

Always hold onto the nozzle while filling up your petrol tank.

A friend stopped for petrol at the petrol station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a little over two weeks ago.

This was the first time he patronized a station.

As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up.

Suddenly, the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at high speed.
He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to toilet to wash his face. After that they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the manager.

The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff to take our friend to the hospital.
According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out of the tank while customers are filling up petrol.

But our friend's incident was the worst. The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days.
He was not so lucky his eyesight was badly affected and became blind.

Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the nozzle out of the tank.

So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family & relatives .......

Fw: Squeezing your Balls

2010-07-29T21:27:00.001-07:00

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up two of the coins, but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurriedly, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and
starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and Coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the
coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied.
'I'm from Jabatan Hasil Dalam Negeri.'

緣份, 是找到包容你的人 :EQ

2010-07-20T21:03:00.001-07:00

有一個男人, 為了參加第二天的小學同學會，特地上街, 買一條新長褲。
他回家穿上後，卻發覺長度多了十公分。於是請求媽媽替他改。
媽媽說，身體不舒服，想早一點休息, 今晚不想改。

於是, 改請求太太替他改。
太太說,還有許多家事要做，今晚沒有時間改。
於是, 改請求女兒替他改。
女兒說，今晚跟男朋友約好去跳舞，沒有時間改。
他想想，既然如此，明天穿舊的長褲去同學會也可以！
當天晚上，他媽媽心想：「兒子平時對我很孝順，他開口要求總不好拒絕他。」
於是，起來替兒子改長褲，剪短了十公分。
他太太稍晚做完家事, 心想：「老公平時很有耐心，今天他是不會縫針線才開口要求，總不好拒絕他.」
於是替先生改長褲，剪短了十公分。
他女兒晚上回來：「爸爸不阻止我去跳舞，實在是開明的老爸，今天實在應該替他修改長褲。」
於是替爸爸改長褲，剪短了十公分。
第二天早上，三個女人分別告訴男主人此事。
他一試長褲，已經變成吊腳褲了。
他的反應「是...............」

哈哈一笑，說：「我一定要穿去給同學看，告訴他們，我的媽媽、太太、和女兒對我多好。」
結果，老同學們一致稱讚他家庭經營成功。
他的媽媽、太太、和女兒也都很高興。
如果您是故事中的男人或女人，當下您會做何反應？
「哈哈一笑」抑或「破口大罵」？
人，面對外人時，總是可以表現得雍容大肚、心平氣和，但面對自己最親近的家人，卻往往一點小事,
就足以皺起眉頭，甚至出言相傷。
如果形容人類是一種「出門高E.Q，回家低E.Q」的動物，我想一點兒也不誇張，多拿出一點耐心與幽默感給家人吧！
否則您自己也不會快樂，不是嗎？

請傳閱，或許今天正有人需要它！
也許,
我只是你生命中的過客...
並未留下任何痕跡..
但我希望的是...
當你回想起過去的時候..
在你回憶中的那個我,
是無可取代的..
緣份,
是找到包容你的人.

FW: An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away......!!!!

2010-07-19T23:23:00.001-07:00

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FW: 三八就是二十三---

2010-05-23T02:43:00.001-07:00

三八就是二十三---

顏回愛學習，德性又好，是孔子的得意門生。

一天，顏回去街上辦事，見一家布店前圍滿了人。

他上前一問，才知道是買布的跟賣布的發生了糾紛。

只聽買布的大嚷大叫：「三八 就是二十三 ，你為啥要我二十四 個錢？」

顏回走到買布的跟前，施一禮說：「這位大哥，三八是 二十四 ，怎麼會是二十三呢？是你算錯了， 不要吵啦。」

買布的仍不服氣，指著顏回的鼻子說：誰請你出來評理的？你算老幾？ 要評理只有找 孔夫子，錯與不錯只有他說了算！走，咱找他評理去！

顏回說：「好。孔夫子若評你錯了，怎麼辦？」

買布的說：「評我錯了輸上我的頭 。你錯了呢？」

顏回說：「 評我錯了輸上我的冠。」二人打著賭，找到了孔子。

孔子問明了情況，對顏回笑笑說：「三八就是 二十三 哪！顏回，你輸啦，把冠取下來給人家吧！ 」

顏回從來不跟老師鬥嘴。他聽孔子評他錯了，就老老實實摘下帽子，交給了買布的。

那人接過帽子，得意地走了。

對孔子的評判，顏回表面上絕對服從，心裡卻想不通。

他認為孔子已老糊塗，便不想再跟孔子學習了。 第二天，顏回就藉故說家中有事，要請假回去。

孔子明白顏回的心事，也不挑破，點頭准了他的假。

顏回臨行前，去跟孔子告別。

孔子要他辦完事即返回，並囑咐他兩句話：

「千年古樹莫存身，殺人不明勿動手。」

顏回應聲「記住了」，便動身往家走。

路上，突然風起雲湧，雷鳴電閃，眼看要下大雨。

顏回鑽進路邊一棵大樹的空樹幹裡，想避避雨。

他猛然記起孔子「千年古樹莫存身 」的話，心想，師徒一場， 再聽他一次話吧，從空樹幹離開。

他剛離開不遠，一個炸雷，把那棵古樹劈個粉碎。

顏回大吃一驚：老師的第一句話應驗啦！難道我還會殺人嗎？

顏回趕到家，已是深夜。 他不想驚動家人，就用隨身佩帶的寶劍，撥開了妻子住室的門栓。

顏回到床前一摸，啊呀呀，南頭睡個人，北頭睡個人！

他怒從心頭起，舉劍正要砍，又想起 孔子的第二句話「殺人不明勿動手」。

他點燈一看，床上一頭睡的是妻子，一頭睡的是妹妹。

天明，顏回又返了回去，見了孔子便跪下說：「老師，您那兩句話，救了我、 我妻和我妹妹三個人哪！您事前怎麼會知道，要發生的事呢？」

孔子把顏回扶起來說：「昨天天氣燥熱，估計會有雷雨，因而就提醒你 『千年古樹莫存身』。

你又是帶著氣走的，身上還佩帶著寶劍，因而我告誡你『殺人不明勿動手』。

顏回打躬說：「老師料事如神，學生十分敬佩！」

孔子又開導顏回說：「我知道你請假回家是假的，實則以為我老糊塗了， 不願再跟我學習。你想想：我說三八二十三是對的，你輸了，不過輸個冠﹔ 我若說三八二十四是對的，他輸了，那可是一條人命啊！你說冠重要還是人命重要？」

顏回恍然大悟，「噗通」跪在孔子面前，說：「老師重大義而輕小是小非， 學生還以為老師因年高而欠清醒呢。 學生慚愧萬分！」

從這以後，孔子無論去到哪裡，顏回再沒離開過他。

這故事讓我想起優克李林有首歌的歌詞 : 如果失去了妳，贏了世界又如何?

相同的， 有時你爭贏了你所謂的道 ，卻可能失去更重要的 ; 事總有輕重緩急之分，不要為了爭一口氣，而後悔莫及！

喜歡這篇文章嗎？

很多事情不必爭~~退一步海闊天空

跟客戶爭，爭贏的，也是輸 ( 新產品要送樣時，你就知道了 )

跟老闆爭，爭贏的，也是輸 ( 年底打考績時，你就知道了 )

跟老婆爭，爭贏的，也是輸 ( 她不理你，你就得 DIY)

跟朋友爭，爭贏的，也是輸 ( 搞不好失去一個朋友 )

茶葉因沸水，才能釋放出深蘊的清香，

生命也只有遭遇一次次挫折，才能留下人生的幽香 …… 。

懂得時時感恩的人.... 是最幸福的了！

Fwd: What the malaysia Chinese want

2010-05-17T20:59:00.001-07:00

What the Chinese want

Sun, 02 May 2010 10:10

By Kee Thuan Chye
COMMENT Every time the Barisan Nasional gets less than the expected support from Chinese voters at an election, the question invariably pops up among the petty-minded: Why are the Chinese ungrateful?

So now, after the Hulu Selangor by-election, it’s not surprising to read in Utusan Malaysia a piece that asks: “Orang Cina Malaysia, apa lagi yang anda mahu?” (Chinese of Malaysia, what more do you want?)
Normally, something intentionally provocative and propagandistic as this doesn’t deserve to be honoured with a reply. But even though I’m fed up of such disruptive and ethnocentric polemics, this time I feel obliged to reply – partly because the article has also been published, in an English translation, in the Straits Times of Singapore.
I wish to emphasise here that I am replying not as a Chinese Malaysian but, simply, as a Malaysian.
Let me say at the outset that the Chinese have got nothing more than what any citizen should get. So to ask “what more” it is they want, is misguided. A correct question would be “What do the Chinese want?”
All our lives, we Chinese have held to the belief that no one owes us a living. We have to work for it. Most of us have got where we are by the sweat of our brow, not by handouts or the policies of the government.
We have come to expect nothing – not awards, not accolades, not gifts from official sources. (Let’s not lump in Datukships, that’s a different ball game.) We know that no Chinese who writes in the Chinese language will ever be bestowed the title of Sasterawan Negara, unlike in Singapore where the literatures of all the main language streams are recognised and honoured with the Cultural Medallion, etc.
We have learned we can’t expect the government to grant us scholarships. Some will get those, but countless others won’t. We’ve learned to live with that and to work extra hard in order to support our children to attain higher education – because education is very important to us. We experience a lot of daily pressure to achieve that. Unfortunately, not many non-Chinese realise or understand that. In fact, many Chinese had no choice but to emigrate for the sake of their children’s further education. Or to accept scholarships from abroad, many from Singapore, which has inevitably led to a brain drain.
The writer of the Utusan article says the Chinese “account for most of the students” enrolled in “the best private colleges in Malaysia”. Even so, the Chinese still have to pay a lot of money to have their children study in these colleges. And to earn that money, the parents have to work very hard. The money does not fall from the sky.
The writer goes on to add: “The Malays can gain admission into only government-owned colleges of ordinary reputation.” That is utter nonsense. Some of these colleges are meant for the cream of the Malay crop of students and are endowed with the best facilities. They are given elite treatment.
The writer also fails to acknowledge that the Chinese are barred from being admitted to some of these colleges. As a result, the Chinese are forced to pay more money to go to private colleges. Furthermore, the Malays are also welcome to enrol in the private colleges, and many of them do. It’s, after all, a free enterprise.
Plain and simple reason

The writer claims that the Chinese live “in the lap of luxury” and lead lives that are “more than ordinary” whereas the Malays in Singapore, their minority-race counterparts there, lead “ordinary lives”. Such sweeping statements sound inane especially when they are not backed up by definitions of “lap of luxury” and “ordinary lives”. They sound hysterical, if not hilarious as well, when they are not backed up by evidence. It’s surprising that a national daily like Utusan Malaysia would publish something as idiosyncratic as that. And the Straits Times too.

The writer quotes from a survey that said eight of the 10 richest people in Malaysia are Chinese. Well, if these people are where they are, it must have also come from hard work and prudent business sense. Is that something to be faulted?
If the writer had said that some of them achieved greater wealth through being given crony privileges and lucrative contracts by the government, there might be a point, but even then, it would still take hard work and business acumen to secure success. Certainly, Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhary, who is one of the 10, would take exception if it were said that he has not worked hard and lacks business savvy.
Most important, it should be noted that the eight Chinese tycoons mentioned in the survey represent but a minuscule percentage of the wider Chinese Malaysian population. To extrapolate that because eight Chinese are filthy rich, the rest of the Chinese must therefore live in the lap of luxury and lead more than ordinary lives would be a mockery of the truth. The writer has obviously not met the vast numbers of very poor Chinese.
The crux of the writer’s article is that the Chinese are not grateful to the government by not voting for Barisan Nasional at the Hulu Selangor by-election. But this demonstrates the thinking of either a simple mind or a closed one.
Why did the Chinese by and large not vote for BN? Because it’s corrupt. Plain and simple. Let’s call a spade a spade. And BN showed how corrupt it was during the campaign by throwing bribes to the electorate, including promising RM3 million to the Chinese school in Rasa.
The Chinese were not alone in seeing this corruption. The figures are unofficial but one could assume that at least 40 per cent of Malays and 45 per cent of Indians who voted against BN in that by-election also had their eyes open.
So, what’s wrong with not supporting a government that is corrupt? If the government is corrupt, do we continue to support it?
To answer the question then, what do the Chinese want? They want a government that is not corrupt; that can govern well and proves to have done so; that tells the truth rather than lies; that follows the rule of law; that upholds rather than abuses the country’s sacred institutions. BN does not fit that description, so the Chinese don’t vote for it. This is not what only the Chinese want. It is something every sensible Malaysian, regardless of race, wants. Is that something that is too difficult to understand?
Some people think that the government is to be equated with the country, and therefore if someone does not support the government, they are being disloyal to the country. This is a complete fallacy. BN is not Malaysia. It is merely a political coalition that is the government of the day. Rejecting BN is not rejecting the country.
A sense of belonging

Let’s be clear about this important distinction. In America, the people sometimes vote for the Democrats and sometimes for the Republicans. Voting against the one that is in government at the time is not considered disloyalty to the country.

By the same token, voting against Umno is also voting against a party, not against a race. And if the Chinese or whoever criticise Umno, they are criticising the party; they are not criticising Malays. It just happens that Umno’s leaders are Malay.
It is time all Malaysians realised this so that we can once and for all dispel the confusion. Let us no more confuse country with government. We can love our country and at the same time hate the government. It is perfectly all right.
I should add here what the Chinese don’t want. We don’t want to be insulted, to be called pendatang, or told to be grateful for our citizenship. We have been loyal citizens; we duly and dutifully pay taxes; we respect the country’s constitution and its institutions. Our forefathers came to this country generations ago and helped it to prosper. We are continuing to contribute to the country's growth and development.
Would anyone like to be disparaged, made to feel unwelcome, unwanted? For the benefit of the writer of the Utusan article, what MCA president Chua Soi Lek means when he says the MCA needs to be more vocal is that it needs to speak up whenever the Chinese community is disparaged. For too long, the MCA has not spoken up strongly enough when Umno politicians and associates like Ahmad Ismail, Nasir Safar, Ahmad Noh and others before them insulted the Chinese and made them feel like they don’t belong. That’s why the Chinese have largely rejected the MCA.
You see, the Chinese, like all human beings, want self-respect. And a sense of belonging in this country they call home. That is all the Chinese want, and have always wanted. Nothing more.

The Utusan Malaysia article:

Orang Cina Malaysia, apa lagi yang anda mahu?

Fw: Can a family man with salary RM3,000 survive in M'sia.

2010-04-20T07:47:00.001-07:00

Subject: Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

2010-04-17T22:17:00.001-07:00

Subject: Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

Nice one, doesn't matter if you don't know Chetan Bhagat, just read the content.

Don't just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.

There is no point in getting a promotion on the day of your break-up. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a prepaid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to

get so worked up?

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices. "Don't be serious, be sincere."

"God gave me nothing I wanted, He gave me everything I needed"

Fw: Don't press #90 or #09 on your mobile

2010-04-14T23:57:00.001-07:00

Don't press #90 or #09
If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying that, that they're checking your mobile line,
and you have to press # 90 or #09 or any other number.End this call immediately without pressing any numbers..
There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your 'SIM' card and
make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in all around the world now.

True or Not…….Don’t know, but be aware than be sorry!

not sure who true is it? anyone impacted?

FW: 一个医生自白：医学界的一个惊天阴谋—近视手术

2010-04-14T22:59:00.001-07:00

h要保护视力啊
自然才是最好的，动刀总是有风险的……
一个医生自白：医学界的一个惊天阴谋—近视手术
在当前，我国近视眼发病率超过30%，而在中学生中，其发病率超过一半，而在大学生中的发病率竟高达74%！针对这一问题，出现了一种治疗近视眼的方法：LASIK。LASIK激光手术作为最近风靡一时的治疗近视眼的方法，从1997年开展第一例LASIK手术以来，至今为止，全中国约有几百万例病人实施了这一手术。LASIK能在短时间内使患者提高了视力，从而吸引了成千上万迫切想要摘除眼镜的人。然而，这些人中，绝大部分都是对这一手术一无所知的人，而在许多医院的眼科中心，为什么仍有那么多医生带着眼镜？为什么放着那么好的手术不做？一直在几个月前，我才弄明白这是个阴谋！近视手术是近年来医学界最大的阴谋！

本人的一位朋友在2002年的3月在全国一家具有眼科特色的、非常有名的三级甲等医院实施了LASIK手术，在手术前，通过了医院的所有检查，且检查结果为一切正常，角膜地形图未发现任何异常，我那位朋友如愿地摘掉了那副850度的眼镜，然而就在一个月前，我那位朋友发觉自己的视力竟大幅回退，且有大量不规则散光，后来到另一家医院检查，最后确诊为圆锥角膜。圆锥角膜的最终结果就是角膜移植，而角膜供体又十分紧张，我的那位朋友现在的感觉是生不如死。要知道我那位朋友只有30多岁啊，现在丈夫等着和她离婚。而她做手术前，我得知其在该三甲医院手术，当时也未表示任何异议。

作为一名医生，对于眼科知识略知一二，下面我就对于这一问题发表我个人的看法。首先，LASIK的原理是在角膜上130-160um（1um为1/1000毫米）处做一个瓣，相当于一个在角膜上的凹透镜，通过改变角膜基质的曲率，以达到矫正近视的目的。然而，角膜基质不能无限制地切削，必须保留一定的安全厚度，一般公认为410um（至今还无确切的证据证明），或者说，角膜基质的厚度必须保留250以上，否则就会出现圆锥角膜。而一个正常人的角膜厚度约在500到600um之间，而每减少100度近视，按照6.5mm的切削直径（切削范围）要切削14um的深度，而按照6.0的切削直径，则每100度要切削12个单位，此外，散光所要切削的厚度和近视是一样的。所以，度数越深越容易发生危险。而由于410是个下限，近视加散光共600-800度左右的人一般切削好以后就濒临这个下限，很容易出现问题。
那么，LASIK致命的缺点是什么呢？我们知道，正常的角膜足能抵挡的住眼内压对于角膜的压力。而由于LASIK切削的是角膜组织，切削后的角膜组织无法抵挡得住眼内压对于角膜的压力，因而角膜会逐渐变尖，最终形成圆锥角膜，圆锥角膜的后果是使视力永远丧失。而一些医院为了获取暴利,没有将这一后果告知患者.另外,医院所说的激光手术不会致盲的观点是错误的，而圆锥角膜就可以被认为是间接的致盲。此外，一些医院认为保留410就是安全底线，那么请问有何依据？低于410会产生圆锥角膜，那么谁能保证那些角膜厚度濒临下限的人不会在10年左右时间内,角膜逐渐变形而产生圆锥角膜？又有哪位眼科权威人士能站出来保证那些因高度近视(600度以上)而需要切削较多角膜组织的人不会在15年或是20年后出现问题呢？
我们知道，一项医学技术从发明到适用于临床，必须经过一个观察期。LASIK技术在中国开始实行才不过仅仅8年不到时间，而中国的广大眼科医生却将其广泛适用于临床，他们明知道这一手术的危险性（稍微对于眼科有所了解的人都能理解，更何况是医生），却冒天下之大不韪，欺瞒广大患者，把广大患者的眼睛当作试验品，请问你们还是人吗？医生被称做是白医天使，你们的职责是救人，而不是为了瓜分一个市场而去把一项不成熟的技术用来害人！实行了LASIK后所产生的圆锥角膜目前在医学上被认为是绝症，最后只能用角膜移植来解决问题！每一例手术能为你们带来上千元的利润，而为了这些利润，你们竟然把广大的患者当实验品，隐瞒手术风险，而使广大的患者冒着在若干年后要成为盲人或准盲人的风险，你们心中何安！在几百万人的眼中埋下一颗定时BoB!!!，你们良心何存？！现在大城市的三级甲等医院都出现了问题，请问你们那些不发达地区的小医院又拿什么担保手术的安全性呢？
任何一个看到这篇文章的有良知的人，如果你觉得这篇文章有道理的，请你转发到别的地方，让更多的人了解事实的真相。广大患者尤其是青年朋友，如果你们不怕在若干年后正值事业颠峰且作为家庭鼎梁柱的你们成为一个盲人或准盲人这一事实，请你们大胆地去成为医生的实验品吧！

Eat Less Rice!

2010-04-14T22:37:00.001-07:00

Eat Less Rice!

The human body was never meant to consume rice! You see, our genes have hardly changed in more than 30,000 years. However, our food choices and lifestyle have changed dramatically. The caveman would hardly recognise our food or way of life.

Caveman food was never cooked as fire was not yet tamed. Thus, he ate only those foods that you can eat without treatment with or by fire.. He ate fruits, vegetables, fish (sushi anyone?), eggs, nuts and meat. Yes, even meat! You can even eat meat raw if you were starving in the forest. You have the necessary enzymes to digest meat.

However, rice, like wheat and corn, cannot be eaten raw. It must be cooked. Even if you were starving in the desert, you cannot eat rice in the raw form. This is because we do not have the system of enzymes to break rice down. You were never meant to eat rice. To make matters worse, you not only eat rice, but also make it the bulk of your food.

In some parts of Asia , rice forms up to 85% of the plate. Even if you take rice, keep it to a minimum. Remember, it is only for your tongue - not your body. Actually, rice and other grains like wheat and corn are actually worse than sugar. There are many reasons:

Rice becomes sugar - lots of it!

This is a fact that no nutritionist can deny: rice is chemically no different from sugar. One bowl of cooked rice is the caloric equal of 10 teaspoons of sugar. This does not matter whether it is white, brown or herbal rice. Brown rice is richer in fibre, some B vitamins and minerals but it is still the caloric equal of 10 teaspoons of sugar. To get the same 10 teaspoons of sugar, you need to consume lots of kangkong-10 bowls of it.

Fw: Nice Home . .

2010-03-09T07:22:00.001-08:00

Who lives in a house like this? Soon the world will know. Imagine who would have such taste and live

in such opulence?

An American Billionaire? A Saudi Prince? Louis XIV of France ?

Have a good look at these pictures, then scroll to the bottom of the page to see who owns this work

of Art.

This Mansion is in Harare and belongs to:

The President of Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe -

While his people starve, and die because of no medical help.... And we are asked to help his people
over and over again...
He and his family live like this.......his GREED kills his people.....
If you send this to everyone you know, they can send it to everyone they know; soon the whole world
will know what this man is doing to his people.

大家都需要知道的宣導標語

2010-02-11T22:17:00.001-08:00

大家都需要知道的宣導標語

回响10年-新春【台湾偶戏万花筒】 A Sea of Puppets

2010-02-10T15:57:00.001-08:00

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A Sea of Puppets

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演出的语言：演出语音主要是以福建话为主。

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有关癌細胞。。。。ABout Cancer

2010-02-10T06:06:00.001-08:00

There is an element of truth - acidic food screws our human body.

有关癌細胞。。。。
ABout Cancer

在弱鹼性體質的狀態下，癌細胞是無法生長、甚至是無法生存的。

Actual case studies, very important, please read patiently and pass this on.
真實案例，很重要，請耐心看完，請轉寄哦！！

Even if you have read this before, you should reread this, especially the list of acidic and alkaline food stuff , best to read several times and remember..
即使看過了還是要再看，尤其下面的酸鹼性食物最好多看幾次，就可以記住了

Please read this article in full patiently, it will be helpful to your health.
請耐心看完這篇文章，對自身健康很有幫助

More than 30 years ago, a Mr Zhang who worked in the public sales department of a Taipei Brewery, participated in the brewery overseas study selection examination, and passed with flying colours.
三十多年前有一位服務於公賣局台北啤酒廠的 張 先生，參加該啤酒場選派技術人員到國外深造的考試，以優異的成績及格。

Before going overseas during the physical examination at a public hospital, it was discovered that he had a lung tumour the size of a child's fist, and therefore was unable to go overseas to study.
在出國前經某公立醫院體檢發現，罹患有像小孩拳頭大小的肺部腫瘤，因而不能出國。
The greatly disappointed Mr Zhang had always been sus-picious that the diagnosis was wrong.. So he went to another hospital for a check-up, the result confirm that previous diagnosis was not in error.
張先生非常失望之餘，一直懷疑診斷有誤；於是再到另一家醫院檢查，結果還是證實原來的診斷並無錯誤。

For the youthful and healthy Mr Zhang to be stricken down with such a terminal illness, in his despair, he rang his old classmate who at the time was Taidong County Government, Huangsun County Mayor's secretary, Mr Wei.
當時年輕力壯的 張 先生得到這樣的絕症，在人生絕望之餘，多次打電話給當時任職台東縣政府黃順興縣長機要秘書的魏姓同學。
Mr Wei rushed to Taipei during his rest day on a Sunday to see Mr Zhang..
魏姓同學便利用星期日趕到台北 和張 先生見面，

Mr Zhang discussed with Mr Wei in detail his despair and pessimism, and entrusted his friend regarding his affairs after his death. Coincidentally, Mr Wei was a good friend of Dr Lu Geling, who was in charge of the Maijie Hospital, 1945-55, and specialized in the clinical research into cancer cases.
張先生向魏同學詳述相關絕望的詳情和悲觀感受，並請位同學協助其後事，恰逢魏同學與前任馬偕醫院院長1949－55年專精於癌症臨床研究的呂革令 博士係知交好友。

He immediately suggested that Mr Zhang go to see Dr Lu for treatment. At first, Mr Zhang said he preferred not to see anymore doctors, so as not to add further to his misery.
當即建議前往訪求 呂博士醫治，起初 張 先生說不願再看醫生，以免徒增傷悲；

But Mr Wei told him that he had telephoned Dr Lu before to seek his advice and arranged an appointment. Mr Zhang felt obligated and went with Mr Wei to meet Dr Lu.
但魏同學說先前已以電話請教過 呂博士並安排好時間， 張 先生只好偕同前往 呂 博士住處造訪。
When Dr Lu met with Mr Zhang, Dr Lu said: ' Mr Wei is a friend and introduced you and I to get to know each other. This is destiny. Thank you. Let me ask you do you know why is cancer referred to as terminal illness?'
呂博士 和張 先生見面就說：「 魏 先生是我的好友，介紹你和我認識是我們緣份，感謝。我請教你：『癌為什麼叫絕症，你可知道嗎？』」

Both Mr Zhang and Mr Wei did not know how to answer.
張先生 和魏 先生都不知道如何作答。

Dr Lu explained: 'There are only two approaches taken by humans to treat cancer to-date. The first is to destroy the source of the disease. The second is to increase the capability to fight the disease.
呂博士又說：「人類醫治癌症到目前為止只有兩條路，第一條路是消滅病源，第二條路是增加抵抗力。

But the strange thing is that, whether we use Cobalt 60 or other drugs to destroy the cancer cells, before the cancer cells are killed, the good cells are destroyed first..
但很奇怪的是，癌無論用鈷60或其他藥物去消滅癌細胞，可是癌細胞還沒被消滅，好的細胞卻先被殺死。

On the other hand, no matter what nutrients or supplements we use, before the good cells have a chance to absorb them, the cancer cells have taken them up and it simply speeds up the growth of cancer..
另無論用什麼營養、補藥，好的細胞還未吸收，癌細胞卻先吸收、讓癌長得更快；

Therefore both approaches are doomed to failure, that is why cancer is terminal.'
因此可說上述兩條路都行不通、所以叫絕症。」

Dr Lu continues: 'Human beings are most clever, they have successfully landed on the moon. But why is it no one ever questioned the above two approaches for treating cancer which are nothing but self defeating dead-ends, and try to seek a third avenue?
呂博士又說：「人類的聰明連登陸月球也都已經成功，但為什麼沒有人去懷疑上述兩條治癌的路是在鑽牛角尖，另外找第三條路？
When I was conducting clinical research in Majie Hospital , I had many opportunities to work with and being helped by many colleagues in the Hospital. I discovered that the blood tests of 100% of the cancer patients showed that the blood samples are acidic.
我以往在馬偕醫院做癌症临床實驗，並得院內各部同仁協助的機會，我發現癌症病人血液檢查的結果百分之百都是酸性反應。

Those Buddhist monks and nuns who are long term vegetarians and live very close to Nature, their blood are prevalently weakly alkaline and amongst them, there has yet to discover any cancer cases.
長期素食、且生活接近自然的佛寺僧尼，由於體質都偏屬優質弱鹼性，所以尚沒有發現罹患癌症的病例。

Therefore, I boldly concluded that under weakly alkaline condition, cancer cells are not able to grow, or even to survive.
因此我大膽的斷定在弱鹼性體質的狀態下，癌細胞是無法生長、甚至是無法生存的。
Mr Zhang, I would suggest that starting from now you reduce your intake of the acidic meaty dishes..
張先生我建議你從現在起少吃酸性的葷食類，

Take more of the alkaline food. In addition you can take green algae and soup made from water chestnuts with skin,
多吃鹼性食物，另外可吃綠藻和帶殼菱角湯，
modify your physical condition, and try seriously to have a regular life style which is close to Nature;
改變你的體質，並勵行接近自然的良好生活規律；

If you can manage to stay alive for five years, you should have no further problem. I wish you the best of luck.'
如果五年內不死、你就沒問題了，祝福你。」

Mr Zhang followed Dr Lu's suggestion and seriously altered his eating habits.
張先生依照 呂 博士的建議，認真改變吃的習慣，
Every day, he ate green algae, drank chestnut soup, be optimistic and did an appropriate amount of exercise, and went back to the same public hospital for a check up. It was discovered that not only that the tumour did not increase in size, on the contrary it showed signs of shrinking, and surprised the hospital staff conducting the check-up as a miracle.. Five years later, the tumour had shrunk to such a state as to almost disappear..
每天又吃綠藻、喝菱角湯，樂觀加上每天適當的運動，一年後再到同一公立醫院檢查結果，發現腫瘤不但沒有長大、反而已呈現萎縮狀態，遂令醫院檢查人 員驚為奇蹟，五年後竟完全處於萎縮、至近於消失狀態。

After almost 40 years, presently Mr Zhang's health is totally normal, and living a very pleasant life.
經過了將近四十年歲月，現在 張 先生的健康情況完全正常，生活起居甚為愉快。
Following Mr Zhang, a Mr Chen Tianshou, who was previously Head of the General Administration of the Taidong Provincial Hospital , was similarly diagnosed with lung cancer.
繼張 先生之後，有位前台東省立醫院總務課長 陳添壽 先生，同樣得到肺癌；
When Mr Wei heard of this, he told Mr Chen of the experience of Mr Zhang, and Mr Chen started to follow the instructions of Dr Lu to change his physical condition. The outcome was that he was able to recover fully from the cancer, just like Mr Zhang.
魏先生得知 後將張 先生的經過轉告 陳添壽 先生， 陳 先生乃依照 呂 博士的建議進行改變體質，結果與 張 先生同樣治癒癌症。

At that time, Mr Lu and his family have emigrated to the United States . After the two cases, he returned to Taiwan and met up with Mr Wei.
那時呂博士全家已移民美國，事 後呂 博士回來台灣再與 魏 先生見面時，

Mr Wei told Dr Lu about the experiences of Mr Zhang and Mr Chen, and suggested that let the two of them detailed their experiences to Dr Lu in person, so that Dr Lu could publish a report on his self cure body conditioning method.
魏先生將 張先生和陳 先生的經過告訴 呂 博士，並提議由他們倆位親自 向呂 博士陳述，請 呂博士發表其改變體質之自療成果報告。
Dr Lu very humbly replied:
呂博士謙虛地回答說：
'I am too old, besides, I do not have any clinical records of the outcomes. I would ask that you tell your
friends and relatives, if they are agreeable, then please continue this experience and spread the words ⋯ ⋯
我年事已大，且沒有臨床紀錄不能做為成果。請 魏 先生轉告親友，如果友人認同的話，請他們繼續做體驗並廣為宣導.........。」

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One should take care of oneself but should also be caring about others, 85% of cancer patients have acidic in their physical condition.
關心自己也要關心別人，85﹪癌症病患屬於酸性體質

***        Blood of healthy persons is weakly alkaline in nature, with a pH of about 7.35 to 7.45
*   健康人的血液是成弱鹼性的，約是pH7.35〜7.45左右
***        Babies' blood is also weakly acidic
＊ 嬰兒也是屬於弱鹼性的體質
***        As adults mature their blood becomes more acidic in nature
＊ 成長期的成人有體質酸化的現象
According to a study of 600 cancer patients, of their bodily fluid, 85% of the patients are acidic
根據一項六百位癌症病人體液分佈的研究，顯示85﹪癌症病患屬於酸性體質。
Therefore, how to maintain the weakly acidic nature of our body is the first step for moving far away from diseases.
因此，如何使體質維持在弱鹼性就是遠離疾病的第一步。
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Acidic physical conditions manifest itself in:
酸性體質的生理表徵
1. Skin without lustre
1.皮膚無光澤。
2. Athlete's foot

2.香港腳。
3. Feeling tire even with very little exercise, and feeling sleep the moment one gets on to public buses
3.稍做運動即感疲勞，一上公車便想睡覺。
4. Easily out of breath going up and down stairs
4.上下樓梯容易氣喘。
5. Fat and with lower stomach protruding,
5.肥胖、下腹突出。
6. Move slowly and movement lethargic
6.步伐緩慢、動作遲緩。
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Why does the body physical condition turn acidic?   為什麼會形成酸性體質？
1. Excessive intake of dairy acidic food
1.過度攝取乳酸性食品
a) meat, dairy products, eggs, beef, ham, etc are acidic food
a）肉類、乳酪製品與蛋、牛肉、火腿等皆屬於酸性食品。
b) taking too much acidic food will cause the blood to become acidic and viscous, difficult to flow to the end of blood vessels, leading to cold feet or knee, stiff shoulders and insomnia.
b）攝取過量的酸性食品血液會傾向酸性而變黏稠，不易流到細血管的末稍，而易造成手腳或膝蓋的冷寒症，以及肩膀僵硬和失眠等。
c) When one is young and strong, taking suitable quantity of meat is appropriate, but older people it more suitable to have a diet which are primarily vegetables ..
c）年輕力壯時吃適量的肉類是對的，但老年人則以蔬菜為宜。

2. Irregularity in the pace of life will cause the body physical condition to become acidic
2.生活步調失常會造成酸性體質

a) Irregular pace in life will lead to mental and physical stress
a）生活步調失常會造成精神與肉體的壓力。

b) According to statistics, people who sleep late are more likely to have cancer than normal persons, by as much as 5 times.
b）據統計，晚睡者罹患癌症的機率比正常人高出五倍。
c) Human beings originally lead a life with regular tempo in this world, it is not possible to store up sleep or food and not possible to change the order of living by mixing up days and nights.
c）人類本來就活在節奏的世界裡，無法事先儲備睡眠或飲食，也不能日夜倒。

d) Human organs are controlled by the autonomic nerves, and during day time it is mainly sympathetic nerves activities, and at night it is mainly the parasympathetic nerves which are functioning, If this order is disturbed and reversed, then diseases will result.
d）人體內臟受自律神經控制，白天主要是交感神經活動，晚上則由副交感神經工作，若使其錯亂及倒置，就亦百病滋生。

3. Emotion over tensed
3.情緒過於緊張

a) Civilised society brings stresses
a）文明社會會造成的壓力。
b) Job related or mental stresses
b）工作上或精神上的壓力。
c) A person suffers mental stress, when the stress is removed and the person relaxes, sometimes this may lead to death, referred to as the syndrome of imperfect adrenal cortex function.
c）當一個人承受精神壓力後，一旦緊張鬆弛，時會造成猝死，稱為潛在性副腎皮質機能不全症。
4. Physical Stress
4.肉體的緊張

a) Before any operation it would be necessary to check to see if the renal cortex does function normally. If the adrenal cortex is lacking, or if the stress imposed by the operation exceeded the ability of adrenal cortex to cope, it could lead to death or other undesirable impacts.
a）動手術之前應先檢查腎上腺皮質機能是否正常。如果副腎皮質機能較差，或手術壓力遠超過副腎調整功能，則可能造成病人死亡或其他不良影響。

b) If it noted that patient's face is puffy, it would be necessary to inquire in detail the patient's medical history and medication status, for patients taking adrenal cortical hormone, extra care should be exercise when administering acupuncture.
b）若發現病患臉部浮腫，需詳加詢問病史及服藥狀況，為長期服用腎上腺皮質賀爾蒙者，施以針灸要特別注意反應。

c) Stress due to physical labour or exercise in excess, whole night card games, driving etc should be avoided as much as possible
c）勞動或運動過度，通宵打牌、開車等壓力都應盡量避免。

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Appendix: Acidity/alkalinity of Common food stuff
附錄：常見食物的酸鹼性
1. Strongly acidic food: egg yolk, cheese, cake make with white sugar or persimmon, mullet fish roe, dried cod.
1強酸性食品：蛋黃、乳酪、白糖做的西點或柿子、烏魚子、柴魚等。
2. Mildly acidic food: ham, bacon, chicken meat, squid, pork, eel, beef, bread, wheat, butter, horse meat etc
2.中酸性食品：火腿、培根、雞肉、鮪魚、豬肉、鰻魚、牛肉、麵包、小麥、奶油、馬肉等。

3. Weakly acidic food: white rice, peanut, , oil fried tofu, sea weed, clam,
3.弱酸性食品：白米、落花生、油炸豆腐、海苔
weakly alkaline food: red bean, radish, apple , cabbage, , tofu etc.
4.弱鹼性食品：紅豆、蘿蔔、蘋果、甘藍菜、、豆腐等。

5. Mildly alkaline food: dried radish, soya bean, carrot, tomato, banana, orange, pumpkin strawberry, egg white, dried plum, lemon, spinach, etc.
5.中鹼性食品：蘿蔔乾、大豆、紅蘿蔔、蕃茄、香蕉、橘子、南瓜、草莓、蛋白、梅乾、檸檬、菠菜等。
6. Strongly alkaline food: grape, tea leave, grape wine, kelp sprout, kelp, etc. Especially natural green algae which contain rich quantity of chlorophyll are very good alkaline health food, but tea should not be drunk in excess, and best to drink in the morning.
6. 強鹼性食品：葡萄、茶葉、葡萄酒、海帶芽、海帶等。尤其是天然綠藻富含葉綠素，是不錯的鹼性健康食品，而茶類不宜過量，最佳飲用時間為早上。

Forwarding this on is fwding a Blessing!
轉寄亦是一種福

Joke: The Pendatang joke from Penang

2010-02-06T19:19:00.001-08:00

The Pendatang joke from Penang
(This joke, which came by email, hits home a most pertinent message about Malaysian nation-building. )
Ahmad: Hey son, who were you talking to ?
Son:      My fairy godmother.
Ahmad: How many times have I told you there is no such thing as a fairy godmother ?
Son:      I know but there really is a fairy godmother, Dad.

Ahmad: Okay, call her here now. I would like to talk to her.
Son:      But she won’t come Dad. She said she doesn’t want to meet you.
Ahmad: Did she tell you why?
Son:     She said that you are a bad man.You betray your Chinese friends by calling them Pendatangs..
Ahmad: You saw that news on TV, didn’t you ?
Son:      No, I didn’t, the fairy godmother told me.
Ahmad: Well, your fairy godmother is wrong. She should thank me for calling the Chinese Pendatangs.
Son:      Why Dad ?
Ahmad: You see son, the Chinese are actually bad people.They come from another country and they want to chase us out of this country.
Son:      Why do they want to do that Dad?

Ahmad: Because they are greedy.Now, you tell your fairy godmother that your Dad is right by doing what he did.. Can your fairy godmother grant you wishes ?
Son:     Yes Dad, she told me so. She even asked me to make a wish but I didn’t know what to ask for.
Ahmad: Well, ask your fairy godmother to make all these Pendatangs to disappear and go back to their grandparents country of origin. Okay son, time for bed. No more talking to make belief fairy godmothers, okay. Good night son.

Son:     Good night Dad.
15 minutes later

Ahmad: SON, SON, where are you ? Where are you ? Huh, there you are. I am so worried, I thought I’d never find you.
Son:       Dad, where are we….. India ? Why are we here ? I was talking to my fairy godmother on your wish and suddenly we are here in a strange place.

Ahmad: Err, what were you talking to the fairy godmother ?
Son:      I told her, I wish all the Pendatangs would be sent back to where they come from. *Is that Tun Dr Mahathir s/oIskandar Kutty and **Uncle Samy there selling roti ? Dad, is this India ?   Badawi in China ?    Najib in Acheh rebuilding the home, Khir Toyo busy tending his farm in Indonesia .Syed Albar and the rest of Arab SYED’s clan riding his camel in Yemen ’s Arab desert.*

Indonesia population increases by 18 million while Malaysia population* shrink back to 10 million in 15 minutes !!!
Those descendants with more than 3 generation remained in Malaysia .
180 years….. 6 generations : Tun Tan Cheng Lock’s descendants and The Nyonya & Babas.

British English vs. Malaysian English

2010-02-02T17:34:00.001-08:00

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind...
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!

Fw: - Very Scary! Please forward--must read

2010-02-01T15:43:00.001-08:00

A TERRIFYING AND HORRID THOUGHT!

A woman at the nightclub in Cobar, Singapore on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.

Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeated rape along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, withProgesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill.

This drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.
Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink.

The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before.
Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drugs effects are not temporary- They are permanent!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it will never be able to conceive.

The bastards can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big every where.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. Please COPY this to everyone you know, especially girls.

Be careful when you're out, and don't leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to pass this onto all you know......

Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.
Girls, keep your drinks safe at all times, and men, look after the girls you're with.

Please pass this on to all your friends and family...

根據醫院和警方的報告，一女人在夜總會週六晚上被5名男子輪姦了。

她記不住當晚發生的事情，醫院試驗多次隨著強姦痕跡後證實，在她的血液有Rohypnol與Progesterex 存在，基本它們都是一小小的消毒藥片藥物，目前強姦集團正在廣泛使用在被強姦的受害者。

Progesterex 是用于獸醫消毒大型動物。

據傳Progesterex與Rohypnol 用在約會及強姦的藥品。
正如Rohypnol ，把它下到女孩的飲料。

使她不能記起所發生過的事情，第二天早上，已忘記所前一天晚上發生的事情。
Progesterex ，它容易溶解在飲料，就是這樣，受害人無法想起強姦犯的發生及強姦犯逍遙法外，不必擔心有親子鑑定的追蹤調查。
這些藥物影響不是暫時的，他們是永久使受害者忘記發生過的事情！

Progesterex的目的是要消毒馬匹。就是這麼簡單任何獸醫學校或任何醫學大學都可得到這種藥物。
Progesterex是即將爆發大每一個地方。

信不信由你，甚至還有點互聯網告訴人們如何使用它。
請複製，給你知道每的個一人，特別是女性。您應當要注意，在任何共眾場所，千萬不可喝你已離開過的飲料，即使只有一分鐘。請努力通知到所有你認識的人...... ，特別是請通知您的所有女性朋友和親戚。

女孩，讓您的飲料在任何時候都要安全，各位男士，你應照顧和你一起的女士。

請通過這項對所有您的朋友和家人...
謝謝您

Carrie Charnock
Social Worker
Social Work Department
Orange Base Hospital
(02) 6393 3440

Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?

2010-01-24T16:35:00.001-08:00

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ‘job hopper’ (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it…. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ‘company loyal’ employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys – the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH :
Q : Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A : To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.
Q : So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
A : Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a year without job and with compromises.
Q : Which number of job was that?
A : That was my third job.
Q : So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs to make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years?
A : I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I had worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved after lot of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to justify the saying ‘employer loyalty’. But I was an idiot.
Q : Why do you say so?
A : My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not save enough and also, I had thought that I had a ‘permanent’ job, so I need not worry about ‘what will I do if I lose my job’. I could never imagine losing a job because of economic slowdown and not because of my performance. That was January 2002.
Q : Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009.
A : Well, I had learnt my lessons of being ‘company loyal’ and not ‘money earning and saving loyal’. But then you can save enough only when you earn enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and saving – I changed 8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers about my stability.
Q : So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change the job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day?
A : Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies are hiring. You tell me – can I get a job now because of the slowdown? No. So one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market is up because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford the expected salaries.
Q : What have you gained by doing such things?
A : That's the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed salary (without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my salary was 8X. So assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003, my last drawn salary in Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without variable). I never bothered about variable as I had no intention to stay for 1 year and go through the appraisal process to wait for the company to give me a hike.
Q : So you decided on your own hike?
A : Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like it had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next slowdown would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a ‘debt-free’ life before being laid off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly basis without waiting for the year to complete.
Q : So are you debt-free now?
A : Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent so little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq.. feet) plus a loan free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid off too but I do not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for money, it is OK if a company lays me off because of lack of money.
Q : Who is complaining?
A : All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do not have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their company loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me – why will you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were still in the bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.
Q : What is your advice to professionals?
A : Like Narayan Murthy had said – love your job and not your company because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the same lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the company's needs. Companies can keep coming and going; family will always remain the same. Make money for yourself first and simultaneously make money for the company, not the other way around.
Q : What is your biggest pain point with companies?
A : When a company does well, its CEO will address the entire company saying, ‘well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I am with you.” But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do so well, the same CEO will say, “It is MY company and to save the company, I have to take tough decisions including asking people to go.” So think about your financial stability first; when you get laid off, your kids will complain to you and not your boss.

宅男變為型男的書

2010-01-24T15:33:00.001-08:00

前不久收到了讓一個丑陋不堪的宅男變為型男的書，現在我就將此書發出來，和各位強者分享。基本上我收到的資料，是這本「型男講座」的片段而已。這本經典的書籍（還有出第二冊「人氣男之道」），不論男女都務必要收來詳讀。這本書分析的實在太精闢了，我才看了節錄的幾段，就已經受到當頭棒喝啊！
廢話不多說，馬上來看重點！
男人每天很大部分的時間都是在上班，所以辦公室正是養成型男的溫床。我平常上班就是太隨性了，才與型男之路漸行漸遠。
平常有同事召喚我時，我都會起身走過去。
錯了！
真正的型男在轉身回應的同時，手上的打字絕不能停！回應的時候，還要挑眉露出非常欠打有型的表情！

移動到同事座位時，更要非常帥氣的連椅子一起滑過去！

我平時接電話時，都是直接把話筒拿起來聽。
太膚淺！型男絕不會這麼做！
型男在接電話之前，一定要把話筒拿起來，像調雞尾酒般在雙手間翻滾啊！

而平時上班打字的時候，我就像普通的上班族一樣。坐在桌子前面打字。
這是不對的！這樣子一輩子只能當凡人！
型男打字，一定要與眾不同！不論如何，一定要給人華麗的感覺！

在辦公室外，經常會遇到各種不同的人。但光是男人臉上的笑容這個基礎中的基礎，我就不及格了。我雖然看到人都會微笑，但那種笑容最多只是「萌」，和「型」實在差太多了。
真正的型男，一定要隨時隨地保持著偶像劇風格的笑容啊！

光有笑容還不夠，還要有儀態。空氣平時走路，都是大步邁進，非常沒有修養，難怪無法成為型男！
要當型男，一定要有令人注目的走路風格！

平時在街上見到水坑，我都是小心翼翼地踩過去，或是繞過去。
這種動作實在太娘了！
身為一個型男，絕不可能因為前方有水坑而畏懼，必會華麗地跨過！

型男吃飯時，也要有氣質，有型！
例如和朋友出去吃火鍋時，我都小心翼翼地用湯匙來撈易碎的豆腐等食品。
這是娘砲才有的行為！
一定要用筷子，快速地把豆腐從鍋裡抄起，這才是型男的美學啊！

在任何一個小節都要有型，例如吃西瓜時，要用牙齒雕出龍頭，這才是型男本色！

「型男講座」中更點出我平時在外工作時的不足之處，例如空氣夏天在外面採訪新聞時，面對滿頭大汗，都是隨便擦擦就算了。
但是型男可不能如此！
型男記者在滿頭大汗時，一定要先拉緊被汗水濕透的外衣，硬撐出結實的後背，吸引女性的眼球！

緊接著要擺出有型的Pose，把女性注意力全部拉過來！

最後一定要站在背光的位置，以好萊塢式的華麗擦汗方法，盡情地散發型男費洛蒙！

才看幾篇這本「型男講座」，我已經頓悟了。裡面講的金玉良言，一定要徹底吸收，才能成為人見人愛的型男。下次出國旅遊時，務必要把這些精華學以致用，一定能遇上一段異國豔遇啊！
在國外旅行時，與美女一同搭電梯的情形經常能遇到。當有美女想搭電梯時，我通常只是把電梯門按開，等著美女自己進來。
成何體統？這完全不是型男的紳士作風！
型男一定要站在電梯門外迎接美女，讓女性能感受到被服侍的快感！

如果是小羅莉等級的美少女，更可使用這種撐住電梯門的方式，強調自己的可靠性！

當我看到快關上的電梯門時，通常都是衝前猛按鈕，或是身手拍開電梯門。
這實在太粗野了！
怎麼可以耽誤其他人乘坐電梯的時間呢？型男當然要用型男的方式衝入電梯啊！

身為一個遠在他鄉的旅行者，還有一個容易遇上美女的場合，便是在乘坐大眾交通工具的時候。
身為一個型男，搭電車的時候也要特別有型！
連站在電車內抓環的手法，都是講究！

不過旅行的時候，畢竟有時差，經常會在搭車時睡覺。
既然是型男，睡覺時當然不能鬆懈。
要用漫畫式的睡法！

或是時尚雜誌的睡法！

只要能做到，車上的美女一定會含情脈脈地行注目禮啊！
最後在下車出閘時，也不可失去型男本色，不然將會前功盡棄。
在通過閘門的一瞬間，型男一定要騰空躍起，旋轉三圈飛出閘門，然後用力站定！

這些才是型男本色啊！
諸君！你們經常被女友或老婆辱罵是個宅男嗎？妳們覺得男友或老公太宅而感到羞恥嗎？那還在等什麼？快去購買這本「型男講座」，將自己或男伴徹底變成一名型男吧！

FROM PUBLIC BANK

2010-01-14T20:24:00.001-08:00

Notice on Annual Service Fee on Inactive Savings and Current Account

We wish to advise that effective February 2010, a service fee of RM10-00 will be debited annually from all inactive Savings and Current Accounts i.e. accounts which do not have customer initiated transactions for 12 months or more until the account turns dormant (inactive for 7 years), and there after the remaining balances will be sent to the Registrar of Unclaimed Moneys. If your account is inactive, please visit any of our branches to reactivate your account.

FW: REPLY FROM EPF

2010-01-14T19:38:00.001-08:00

FYI
Actually this has already been brought to our attention by the Star Editor. We have in fact sent our response to him which has been attached below for your reference.
If a member has more than one nominee and one of the nominees dies during the member’s lifetime, only the portion that was bequeathed to the deceased nominee will be invalid.
Should the member later dies without updating his nomination, the other nominees will receive their portion accordingly. Only the portion that was bequeathed to the deceased nominee will be subject to procedures under ‘EPF savings without nomination’ in which the first priority for the right to claim the member's savings goes to the appointed administrator of the deceased member’s estate.

Therefore it is not true that if you, as a member, have named more than one nominee, the entire nomination will be void if one of the nominee dies before you. It follows however that if you have named only one nominee and he or she dies before you, the nomination will be void unless a new beneficiary is nominated.
Please note that you don’t have to produce the death certificate of a deceased nominee to change your nomination. You can change/update your nomination anytime by simply completing a new KWSP 4 (AHL) Form. This will automatically revoke any earlier nomination made.
The information concerning approaching EPF counter within 3 days to avoid EPF savings being ‘surrendered to Amanah Raya’ if no nomination is made or if nominee dies at the same time as the member is not true.
Depending on the amount of savings in the member’s account, if there is no nomination the procedure will be as follows:
If member’s EPF savings are less than RM25,000:

Ø Initial sum of RM2,500 will be paid to the next of kin.
Ø The balance will be paid after a two-month period from the date of the member’s death.

If member’s EPF savings are more than RM25,000:

Ø Initially a sum of RM2,500 will be paid to the next of kin.
Ø The second payment (not more than RM17,500) will be paid to the next of kin after two months from the date of the member’s death.
Ø The balance of the savings will be paid upon submitting the Letter of Administration/Grant of Probate/Distribution Order/Faraid Certificate from the party that administers estates such as Amanah Raya Berhad or the Court or the Land Office, respectively. The process to obtain these documents is time-consuming and certain fees will also need to be paid. On the other hand, with nomination, no fees need to be paid.

This is precisely why nominating is very important. You should also ensure that you update your beneficiary whenever there is any major life changes such as marriage, additional new members or the death of a nominated beneficiary.

The explanation above should help you respond to members’ queries on this issue. Please also help us forward this explanation to those who forwarded the email.
Thank you.
Nik Affendi Jaafar
General Manager
Public Relations, EPF

FW: What to Take to Bed With You

2010-01-14T18:41:00.001-08:00

What to take to bed with you - not a joke .
Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before.

Put your car keys beside your bed at night
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
P.S. I am sending this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him.. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.
Please pass this on even IF you've read it before. It's a reminder.

Motorola walk in Jan 2009

2010-01-13T23:16:00.001-08:00

Joke of the day :D

2010-01-13T19:08:00.001-08:00

喜歡看書嗎?（送您１００本）

2010-01-13T17:52:00.001-08:00

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喜歡看書嗎?（送您１００本）

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FW:SHAME ON BARISAN GOVERNMENT

2010-01-12T20:26:00.001-08:00

SHAME ON BARISAN GOVERNMENT – ROBBING US OF OUR VOTING RIGHTS, NOW ROBBING US OF OUR MONEY……MACC, POLICE & AG ALL UNDER A CORRUPT BARISAN NATIONAL federal GOVERNMENT.

LETS PRAY OUR LEGISLATIVE (JUDGES) STILL HAS THE WILL TO PROTECT ITS PEOPLE.

http://sean-the-man.blogspot.com/

RM800K for IPOH sign. Lucky our city's got a short name. Or else--- pokai!

Guess how much this "IPOH" signage cost?
According to Malaysian Insider, Ipoh City Council confirmed that a total of RM800,000 was spent on 2 of these giant signs.
That's RM400,000 per sign. Or RM100,000 per letter.
The Pakatan Rakyat (PR) ex-state govt said that the palace proposed the signs (and proposed 4 signs rather than the current 2). PR rejected it. BN usurped the state. Signs were then built and RM800,000 changed hands.
Look... I'm no construction engineer or signage expert, so I'm just pulling assumptions out of my ass. But I'm pretty sure RM800,000 can put a lot of stuff on the slope of those hills. Even if these signs were made of virgin marble, it wouldn't cost that much. Heck.. even if they were made from virgins, it wouldn't cost that much.
So, I'm asking. PR should be asking. The people of Perak should be asking...

WHO WAS THE CONTRACTOR WHO POCKETED THE RM800,000? IS HE LINKED TO THE PALACE OR ANY POLITICIAN?

HOW MUCH LESS WOULD IT HAVE COST UNDER A COMPETITIVE TENDER?

博客们的好帮手！！　Windows Live Writer

2010-01-12T19:41:00.001-08:00

最近在MSN下载了最新的版本的 Windows Live messenger ,里头有一个软件叫 Windows Live Writer. 这个软件蛮好用呀!!
以下是他的Print Screen :

有几个好处我喜欢的:

可以很方便的上照片
Easy to Edit , arrange the photo, 看到这张照片是园角的吗?
off line edit ( 不用上线,也可以)
有Table,方便
也可以Preview
可以直接copy from Email and paste,包过照片!! 太好了!!

哈哈, 太多好处了!! 你也试试看，那就知道了！！

Pass around for our children, students & friends

2010-01-12T19:40:00.001-08:00

Pass around for our children, students & friends

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

2009-12-08T23:49:00.001-08:00

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Fw: Some interesting facts about our Liver

2009-12-08T23:18:00.000-08:00

Malaysia: Where will we be in 2020

2009-11-17T06:08:00.001-08:00

Malaysia: Where will we be in 2020......? (Must Read)

Where is our direction for our next generation..?

For those who started work around 1973, a 1.3 Litre Japanese car was RM7,000.
Today the equivalent is.... let's say RM60,000.......8.5 times

In 1973 a double storey house was about RM45,000..or less.
Today it is about RM300,000............6.6 times

In 1973 an Engineer's pay was RM1,000.
Today it is about RM2, 000+/-...........2 times....

From 1973 to 2008........35 years......what is the Trend?
Bearish!!!!

In a stock market when the trend is bearish, what do we do? ..Exit !!!
When a country's trend is bearish what do we do?

This Bearish trend is more difficult to turn around as compared to the stock market.

I have used these 3 items: House, Car & Salary as a measurement of the country's performance for the past 35 years....
Foreigners also ask about these 3 items to gauge our standard of living.

There is a book I saw entitled: “Malaysia : The Failed Nation”.
Some of you may be interested to read it. I agreed with the writer.....

This morning I was having coffee at McDonald (now the coffee..100 % Arabica beans..is quite good @ RM 2.90....free refill !!
I asked how much per hour is their pay?
RM3.00 x 8 hours = RM24 per day x 25 days = RM600 per month

My daughter works part-time during her University days..she worked at Gloria Jeans Coffee.... The pay?
Australian $14.00 @ 3.15 = RM44 per hour x 8 = RM352 per day x 25 days = RM8,800 ...13.3 times more !!!!!
......Price of houses in Perth is about the same in KL.

Price of cars are about 23% cheaper in Perth.

I think more and more people are becoming aware of this Bearish trend.

Developed country by 2020...means High income country!!

Let's look at some as of year 2005 (Financial Times)
USA GNP per capita US$35, 400
UK GNP per capita US$25,510
Australia GNP per capita US$19 ,530
Singapore GNP per capita US$20,690

These are developed countries by income measurement....
Malaysia 's GNP per capita US$3,540

Year 2020..developed country?

Really...a sad story. Worrying Trends, isn't it??

Ringgit sliding further and further under BN.

Recently, I interviewed some fresh graduates applying for jobs with my engineering company.
I accepted two applicants on a starting salary of RM1,600. It struck me as odd that 15 years
ago, I myself started work as a fresh graduate engineer for the same pay.

Indeed, if you compare the salaries of graduates now and 15 or even 20 years ago, you'll find
little difference but that their purchasing power is vastly different. It's the same story when you
compare salaries of shop assistants, office staff, factory workers and others.

To compound the effect of inflation, the ringgit has depreciated greatly against all major currencies.
The real income of most Malaysians has moved backwards.

This is why many Malaysians suffer under the petrol hike. The root of the problem is that our real incomes have shrunk in the face of inflation and depreciated currency.. Malaysians have not been spoiled by subsidy but are unable to move out of the time lock of stagnated and depreciated incomes.

If you compare the per capita incomes of Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan and South Korea, they are a few multiples of ours although at independence all these countries were the on the same economic level as Malaysia. We we grouped with them and were called Asia little Tigers. Today all of them have progressed and become 1st World (OECD) except us. We are now compared with second tiered Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam who also seem to have overtaken us...!

What has gone wrong? We were the rising star of East Asia, a country rich in natural resources with the most promising potential.

The reason is massive corruption, plundering of resources, wastage of funds for huge non-economic projects, anti-public interest deals with politically-linked companies (cronies)and passing-of-the-buck to the man in the street..For example, Hong Kong and Singapore eradicated massive corruption in the 80s-90s with their ICAC and promoted transparency and meritocracy with wolrd standard education to uplift their economies. They now have universities ranked in the World's Top 50 (none in the 80-90s except University Malaya ).

Four decades of NEP where education, economic and employment policies are defined by race ensured that meritocracy took a back seat.

Our university standard has declined and today the best and brightest of our youths emigrate to escape the racial inequility only to contribute to the economies of foreign lands.

The reputation of our judiciary which was held in high esteem worldwide has sunk so low that foreign investors now insist on arbitration in Singapore in case of any dispute.

We also have a slew of oppressive laws such as the ISA, OSA, Uuca and PPPA which stifle free speech and are designed to keep the ruling parties in power.

We have become less attractive to foreign investors and now lag behind our neighbours in Asean for foreign direct investment. Even some corporations who have established themselves here are moving out.

All the economic and social malaise cannot help but affect the value of our currency. The strength of a country's currency is after all, a reflection of its fundamentals.

Furthermore, Bank Negara has a policy of weak ringgit to help exporters, never mind the burden on the common folk. The government is pro-corporation, not pro-rakyat.

While the poor and middle-class are squeezed, an elite group gets breathtakingly rich. We have the distinction of having the worse income disparity in Asean. A re-distribution of wealth is under way from the poor and middle-class to a select group of politically-connected elite.

The end result of this re-distribution will be a small group of super-rich while the majority are pushed into poverty and the middle-class shrinks. This is what happens when the rich gets richer and the poor get poorer.

There is much that is wrong with Malaysia . The responsibility for pulling the country backwards can be laid squarely at the door of the ruling regime. It is BN's mis-governance, racial politics and culture of patronage which has seen the country regress economically and socially.

We seem to be sliding down a slippery slope, further down with each passing year of BN's rule. Another five years of BN rule and we'll be at Indonesia's standard under Suharto. Another 10 years and we'll be touching the African standard. What a way to greet 2020!!!!

Is there any hope for Malaysia?

Faced with the reality that BN will never change, many Malaysians desperate for change turn their lonely eyes to Anwar Ibrahim.

Pakatan Raykat has promised to treat all races fairly, to plug wastage, fight corruption, reform the judiciary and make Malaysia more competitive.

But some have questioned whether we can trust Anwar and his loose coalition of disparate parties..

The question is not whether we can trust Anwar and Pakatan Rakyat but whether we can afford not to.

Can we afford another ten years of BN's misrule?

WE have the power to do something in GE13; OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR OWN HANDS!!!

FW: 先報警並拒絕解綁..務必看完

2009-11-17T06:06:00.001-08:00

行善本是好事，但行善也要有智慧，請各位女性朋友多加留意。

昨晚我的女性朋友在回家途中，經過幽暗的地方時，
突然跳出一個年約40歲，身高約155公分的男子。
他說他遇到搶匪以致雙手及頸被綁，
他向我的朋友詢問警局的位置及要求協助解綁。

然而我的朋友基於現場環境幽暗，附近沒有路人為由，
拒絕即時解綁，提議到大街後才帮他解綁。

這男子聽後，要求先鬆綁頸上的繩子，可是我的朋友再度拒絕。
這男子聽後，便立刻向警局相反的方向走去，說找別人替他解綁。
由於事件特殊，我的朋友決定報警，警員说這起事件已经不是第一次發生。
其實他並不是真的被綁，他會等鬆綁之際，伺機向女子非禮及殴打。
故正當的做法應先報警及拒絕解綁...

請把這封E-Mail寄給你（妳）的女性朋友，让她們提高警覺.....

Fw: Robot that never lies

2009-11-16T19:03:00.001-08:00

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.
Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'?
Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on his face.
Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments, Robot slapped Kyle on his face.

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen"...
"Shame on you son, when I was your age...
I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved", Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot.

Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"
The robot slaps the mom

Beware Of Free Gifts - VERY SOPHISTICATED WAY OF CHEATING (in Singapore )

2009-11-11T20:21:00.000-08:00

Beware Of Free Gifts - VERY SOPHISTICATED WAY OF CHEATING (in Singapore )

Hi everyone,

I want to let you all know that Frank and I have been the victims of credit card fraud this week and felt I should warn you all about the clever scam.

It works like this:

Last Wednesday I had a phone call late morning from Express Couriers to ask if I was going to be home as he had a delivery for me. He said he would there in roughly an hour. He turned up with a beautiful basket of flowers and wine. I expressed my surprise as I wasn't expecting anything like this and said I was intrigued to know who was sending me such a lovely gift. He said he was only delivering the gift and the card was being sent separately (the card has never arrived).There was a consignment note with the gift.

He went on to explain that because the gift contained alcohol he has to
charge the recipient $3.50 as proof that he has actually delivered to an
adult, and not left it on a door step if the recipient is out, to be stolen
or taken by children. This seemed logical and I offered to get the cash.

He then said that the company required the payment to be by EFTPOS so he's not handling cash and everything is properly accounted for.
!! Fra n k was there and got his credit card and 'John' swiped the card on this small mobile machine that also had a small screen upon which Frank entered in his pin number. A receipt was printed out and given to us.

Between last Thursday and Monday $4,000 was withdrawn from our credit account at ATM machines in the north shore area. It appears a dummy credit card was made using the details in the machine and of course, they had Frank's pin number. The Bank has stopped our cards and I've been to the Police this morning, where they confirmed that it is a definite scam and many households were hit during the first 3 days of October.

So PLEASE be wary of accepting a gift you're not expecting especially if the card is not with it. We've all received gifts like this and would never dream that it could be such a despicable act. Please also let other female friends and relatives know. Ho pefully, these fraudsters have ceased this activity by now but you never know.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Learn When To Keep your Mouth Shut

2009-11-05T01:35:00.000-08:00

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly$1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.

She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

You know, that's what happens when you don't know when to keep your mouth shut...!!!

Nikxniax Suck Method to do the marketing promotion.

2009-11-02T17:56:00.000-08:00

this event announce as free for us to join, but after for while they reply as below :(. sound like we get cheat by this event for them to do free promotion !!!

is very suck!! if you class full then should listed there ma!!! the intention is not listed the class is full is let the user keep on invite other to this, then they can keep on do the marketing !!!

!@#$!$%#$% is very bad way to do marketing!!! cheap !!

Hi There

Thank you very much for your recent submission for our free classes in Nikonian Academy Penang.
Due to overwhelming response for the free seats, we are dismayed to announce that the free seats are fully taken up.

To cater for the overwhelming response, we have decided to open a SPECIAL OFFER class, with seats limited strictly to 15 participants only. This class will be HELD at a special price of RM95 per pax (instead of RM150 per pax).

If you are still keen, you may quickly grab this offer. Remember, it's limited to only 15 seats and it's first on a come first serve.

You may click this link to sign-up and join the workshop, or payment can be made at Nikonian Academy PG located 66, Abu Siti Lane.
For Mastering DSLR photography class:
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FW:Can Cancer be cured?

2009-10-31T08:32:00.000-07:00

Subject: Can Cancer be cured?

Under weakly alkaline condition, cancerous cells will not be able to grow, or even to survive.

在弱鹼性體質的狀態下，癌細胞是無法生長、甚至是無法生存的。

Actual case studies, very important, please read patiently and pass this on.

實案例，很重要，請耐心看完，請轉寄哦！！

Even if you have read this before, you should reread this, especially the list of acidic and alkaline foodstuff , best to read several times and remember.

即使看過了還是要再看，尤其下面的酸鹼性食物最好多看幾次，就可以記住了

Please read this article in full patiently, it will be helpful to your health.

請耐心看完這篇文章，對自身健康很有幫助

More than 30 years ago, a Mr Zhang who worked in the public sales department of a Taipei Brewery, participated in the brewery overseas study selection examination, and passed with flying colours.

三十多年前有一位服務於公賣局台北啤酒廠的張先生，參加該啤酒場選派技術人員到國外深造的考試，以優異的成績及格。

Before going overseas during the physical examination at a public hospital, it was discovered that he had a tumour growth in his lung the size of a child's fist, and therefore was not able to go overseas to study.

在出國前經某公立醫院體檢發現，罹患有像小孩拳頭大小的肺部腫瘤，因而不能出國。

The greatly disappointed Mr Zhang had always been suspicious that the diagnosis was wrong. So he went to another hospital for a check-up, the result confirm that previous diagnosis was not in error.

張先生非常失望之餘，一直懷疑診斷有誤；於是再到另一家醫院檢查，結果還是證實原來的診斷並無錯誤。

For the youthful and healthy Mr Zhang to be stricken down with such terminal illness, in his despair, he rang his old classmate who at the time was Taidong County Government, Huangsun County Mayor's secretary, Mr Wei.

當時年輕力壯的張先生得到這樣的絕症，在人生絕望之餘，多次打電話給當時任職台東縣政府黃順興縣長機要秘書的魏姓同學。

Mr Wei rushed to Taipei during his rest day on a Sunday to see Mr Zhang.

魏姓同學便利用星期日趕到台北和張先生見面，

Mr Zhang discussed with Mr Wei in detail his despair and pessimism, and entrusted his friend regarding his affairs after his death. Coincidentally, Mr Wei was a good friend of Dr Lu Geling, who was in charge of the Maijie Hospital, 1945-55, and specialised in the clinical research into cancer cases.

張先生向魏同學詳述相關絕望的詳情和悲觀感受，並請位同學協助其後事，恰逢魏同學與前任馬偕醫院院長1949－55年專精於癌症臨床研究的呂革令博士係知交好友。

He immediately suggested that Mr Zhang go to see Dr Lu for treatment. At first, Mr Zhang said he preferred not to see anymore doctors, so as not to add further to his misery.

當即建議前往訪求呂博士醫治，起初張先生說不願再看醫生，以免徒增傷悲；

But Mr Wei told him that he had telephoned Dr Lu before to seek his advice and arranged an appointment. Mr Zhang felt obligated and went with Mr Wei to meet Dr Lu.

但魏同學說先前已以電話請教過呂博士並安排好時間，張先生只好偕同前往呂博士住處造訪。

When Dr Lu met with Mr Zhang, Dr Lu said: ' Mr Wei is a friend and introduced you and I to get to know each other. This is destiny. Thank you. Let me ask you do you know why is cancer referred to as terminal illness?'

呂博士和張先生見面就說：「魏先生是我的好友，介紹你和我認識是我們緣份，感謝。我請教你：『癌為什麼叫絕症，你可知道嗎？』」

Both Mr Zhang and Mr Wei did not know how to answer.

張先生和魏先生都不知道如何作答。

Dr Lu explained: 'There are only two approaches taken by humans to treat cancer to-date. The first is to destroy the source of the disease. The second is to increase the capability to fight the disease.

呂博士又說：「人類醫治癌症到目前為止只有兩條路，第一條路是消滅病源，第二條路是增加抵抗力。

But the strange thing is that, whether we use Cobalt 60 or other drugs to destroy the cancer cells, before the cancer cells are killed, the good cells are destroyed first.

但很奇怪的是，癌無論用鈷60或其他藥物去消滅癌細胞，可是癌細胞還沒被消滅，好的細胞卻先被殺死。

On the other hand, no matter what nutrients or supplements we use, before the good cells have a chance to absorb them, the cancer cells have taken them up and it simply speeds up the growth of cancer.

另無論用什麼營養、補藥，好的細胞還未吸收，癌細胞卻先吸收、讓癌長得更快；

Therefore both approaches are doomed to failure, that is why cancer is terminal.'

因此可說上述兩條路都行不通、所以叫絕症。」

Dr Lu continues: 'Human beings are most clever, they have successfully landed on the moon. But why is it no one ever questioned the above two approaches for treating cancer which are nothing but self defeating dead-ends, and try to seek a third avenue?

呂博士又說：「人類的聰明連登陸月球也都已經成功，但為什麼沒有人去懷疑上述兩條治癌的路是在鑽牛角尖，另外找第三條路？

When I was conducting clinical research in Majie Hospital , I had many opportunities to work with and being helped by many colleagues in the Hospital. I discovered that the blood tests of 100% of the cancer patients showed that the blood samples are acidic.

我以往在馬偕醫院做癌症临床實驗，並得院內各部同仁協助的機會，我發現癌症病人血液檢查的結果百分之百都是酸性反應。

Those Buddhist monks and nuns who are long term vegetarians and live very close to Nature, their blood are prevalently weakly alkaline and amongst them, there has yet to discover any cancer cases.

長期素食、且生活接近自然的佛寺僧尼，由於體質都偏屬優質弱鹼性，所以尚沒有發現罹患癌症的病例。

Therefore, I boldly concluded that under weakly alkaline condition, cancer cells are not able to grow, or even to survive.

因此我大膽的斷定在弱鹼性體質的狀態下，癌細胞是無法生長、甚至是無法生存的。

Mr Zhang, I would suggest that starting from now you reduce your intake of the acidic meaty dishes.

張先生我建議你從現在起少吃酸性的葷食類，

Take more of the alkaline food. In addition you can take green algae and soup made from water chestnuts with skin,

多吃鹼性食物，另外可吃綠藻和帶殼菱角湯，

modify your physical condition, and try seriously to have a regular life style which is close to Nature;

改變你的體質，並勵行接近自然的良好生活規律；

If you can manage to stay alive for five years, you should have no further problem. I wish you the best of luck.'

如果五年內不死、你就沒問題了，祝福你。」

Mr Zhang followed Dr Lu's suggestion and seriously altered his eating habits.

張先生依照呂博士的建議，認真改變吃的習慣，

Every day, he ate green algae, drank chestnut soup, be optimistic and did an appropriate amount of exercise, and went back to the same public hospital for a check up. It was discovered that not only that the tumour did not increase in size, on the contrary it showed signs of shrinking, and surprised the hospital staff conducting the check-up as a miracle. Five years later, the tumour had shrunk to such a state as to almost disappear.

每天又吃綠藻、喝菱角湯，樂觀加上每天適當的運動，一年後再到同一公立醫院檢查結果，發現腫瘤不但沒有長大、反而已呈現萎縮狀態，遂令醫院檢查人員驚為奇蹟，五年後竟完全處於萎縮、至近於消失狀態。

After almost 40 years, presently Mr Zhang's health is totally normal, and living a very pleasant life.

經過了將近四十年歲月，現在張先生的健康情況完全正常，生活起居甚為愉快。

Following Mr Zhang, a Mr Chen Tianshou, who was previously Head of the General Administration of the Taidong Provincial Hospital , was similarly diagnosed with lung cancer.

繼張先生之後，有位前台東省立醫院總務課長陳添壽先生，同樣得到肺癌；

When Mr Wei heard of this, he told Mr Chen of the experience of Mr Zhang, and Mr Chen started to follow the instructions of Dr Lu to change his physical condition. The outcome was that he was able to recover fully from the cancer, just like Mr Zhang.

魏先生得知後將張先生的經過轉告陳添壽先生，陳先生乃依照呂博士的建議進行改變體質，結果與張先生同樣癒癌症。

At that time, Mr Lu and his family have emigrated to the United States . After the two cases, he returned to Taiwan and met up with Mr Wei.

那時呂博士全家已移民美國，事後呂博士回來台灣再與魏先生見面時，

Mr Wei told Dr Lu about the experiences of Mr Zhang and Mr Chen, and suggested that let the two of them detailed their experiences to Dr Lu in person, so that Dr Lu could publish a report on his self cure body conditioning method.

魏先生將張先生和陳先生的經過告訴呂博士，並提議由他們倆位親自向呂博士陳述，請呂博士發表其改變體質之自療成果報告。

Dr Lu very humbly replied:

呂博士謙虛地回答說：

'I am too old, besides, I do not have any clinical records of the outcomes. I would ask that you tell your
friends and relatives, if they are agreeable, then please continue this experience and spread the words ⋯⋯

我年事已大，且沒有臨床紀錄不能做為成果。請魏先生轉告親友，如果友人認同的話，請他們繼續做體驗並廣為宣導.........。」

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One should take care of oneself but should also be caring about others, 85% of cancer patients have acidic in their physical condition.

關心自己也要關心別人，85﹪癌症病患屬於酸性體質

*** Blood of healthy persons is weakly alkaline in nature, with a pH of about 7.35 to 7.45

* 健康人的血液是成弱鹼性的，約是pH7.35～7.45左右

*** Babies' blood is also weakly acidic

＊嬰兒也是屬於弱鹼性的體質

*** As adults mature their blood becomes more acidic in nature

＊成長期的成人有體質酸化的現象

According to a study of 600 cancer patients, of their bodily fluid, 85% of the patients are acidic .

根據一項六百位癌症病人體液分佈的研究，顯示85﹪癌症病患屬於酸性體質。

Therefore, how to maintain the weakly acidic nature of our body is the first step for moving far away from diseases.

因此，如何使體質維持在弱鹼性就是遠離疾病的第一步。

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Acidic physical conditions manifest itself in:

酸性體質的生理表徵

1. Skin without lustre

1.皮膚無光澤。

2. Athlete's foot

2.香港腳。

3. Feeling tire even with very little exercise, and feeling sleep the moment one gets on to public buses

3.稍做運動即感疲勞，一上公車便想睡覺。

4. Easily out of breath going up and down stairs

4.上下樓梯容易氣喘。

5. Fat and with lower stomach protruding,

5.肥胖、下腹突出。

6. Move slowly and movement lethargic

6.步伐緩慢、動作遲緩。

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Why does the body physical condition turn acidic? 為什麼會形成酸性體質？

1. Excessive intake of dairy acidic food

1.過度攝取乳酸性食品

a) meat, dairy products, eggs, beef, ham, etc are acidic food

a）肉類、乳酪製品與蛋、牛肉、火腿等皆屬於酸性食品。

b) taking too much acidic food will cause the blood to become acidic and viscous, difficult to flow to the end of blood vessels, leading to cold feet or knee, stiff shoulders and insomnia.

b）攝取過量的酸性食品血液會傾向酸性而變黏稠，不易流到細血管的末稍，而易造成手腳或膝蓋的冷寒症，以及肩膀僵硬和失眠等。

c) When one is young and strong, taking suitable quantity of meat is appropriate, but older people it more suitable to have a diet which are primarily vegetables or small fish.

c）年輕力壯時吃適量的肉類是對的，但老年人則以蔬菜或小魚為宜。

2. Irregularity in the pace of life will cause the body physical condition to become acidic

2.生活步調失常會造成酸性體質

a) Irregular pace in life will lead to mental and physical stress

a）生活步調失常會造成精神與肉體的壓力。

b) According to statistics, people who sleep late are more likely to have cancer than normal persons, by as much as 5 times.

b）據統計，晚睡者罹患癌症的機率比正常人高出五倍。

c) Human beings originally lead a life with regular tempo in this world, it is not possible to store up sleep or food and not possible to change the order of living by mixing up days and nights.

c）人類本來就活在節奏的世界裡，無法事先儲備睡眠或飲食，也不能日夜顛倒。

d) Human organs are controlled by the autonomic nerves, and during day time it is mainly sympathetic nerves activities, and at night it is mainly the parasympathetic nerves which are functioning, If this order is disturbed and reversed, then diseases will result.

d）人體內臟受自律神經控制，白天主要是交感神經活動，晚上則由副交感神經工作，若使其錯亂及倒置，就亦百病滋生。

3. Emotion over tensed

3.情緒過於緊張

a) Civilised society brings stresses

a）文明社會會造成的壓力。

b) Job related or mental stresses

b）工作上或精神上的壓力。

c) A person suffers mental stress, when the stress is removed and the person relaxes, sometimes this may lead to death, referred to as the syndrome of imperfect adrenal cortex function.

c）當一個人承受精神壓力後，一旦緊張鬆弛，時會造成猝死，稱為潛在性副腎皮質機能不全症。

4. Physical Stress

4.肉體的緊張

a) Before any operation it would be necessary to check to see if the renal cortex does function normally. If the adrenal cortex is lacking, or if the stress imposed by the operation exceeded the ability of adrenal cortex to cope, it could lead to death or other undesirable impacts.

a）動手術之前應先檢查腎上腺皮質機能是否正常。如果副腎皮質機能較差，或手術壓力遠超過副腎調整功能，則可能造成病人死亡或其他不良影響。

b) If it noted that patient's face is puffy, it would be necessary to inquire in detail the patient's medical history and medication status, for patients taking adrenal cortical hormone, extra care should be exercise when administering acupuncture.

b）若發現病患臉部浮腫，需詳加詢問病史及服藥狀況，為長期服用腎上腺皮質賀爾蒙者，施以針灸要特別注意反應。

c) Stress due to physical labour or exercise in excess, whole night card games, driving etc should be avoided as much as possible

c）勞動或運動過度，通宵打牌、開車等壓力都應盡量避免。

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Appendix: Acidity/alkalinity of Common food stuff

附錄：常見食物的酸鹼性

1. Strongly acidic food: egg yolk, cheese, cake make with white sugar or persimmon, mullet fish roe, dried cod.

1強酸性食品：蛋黃、乳酪、白糖做的西點或柿子、烏魚子、柴魚等。

2.. Mildly acidic food: ham, bacon, chicken meat, squid, pork, eel, beef, bread, wheat, butter, horse meat etc

2.中酸性食品：火腿、培根、雞肉、鮪魚、豬肉、鰻魚、牛肉、麵包、小麥、奶油、馬肉等。

3. Weakly acidic food: white rice, peanut, beer, alcohol, oil fried tofu, sea weed, clam, octopus, catfish

3.弱酸性食品：白米、落花生、啤酒、酒、油炸豆腐、海苔、文蛤、章魚、泥鰍。

4. Weakly alkaline food: red bean, radish, apple, cabbage, onion, tofu etc.

4.弱鹼性食品：紅豆、蘿蔔、蘋果、甘藍菜、洋蔥、豆腐等。

5. Mildly alkaline food: dried radish, soya bean, carrot, tomato, banana, orange, pumpkin strawberry, egg white, dried plum, lemon, spinach, etc.

5.中鹼性食品：蘿蔔乾、大豆、紅蘿蔔、蕃茄、香蕉、橘子、南瓜、草莓、蛋白、梅乾、檸檬、菠菜等。

6. Strongly alkaline food: grape, tea leave, grape wine, kelp sprout, kelp, etc. Especially natural green algae which contain rich quantity of chlorophyll are very good alkaline health food, but tea should not be drunk in excess, and best to drink in the morning.

6. 強鹼性食品：葡萄、茶葉、葡萄酒、海帶芽、海帶等。尤其是天然綠藻富含葉綠素，是不錯的鹼性健康食品，而茶類不宜過量，最佳飲用時間為早上。

Passing this on is also a Blessing!
轉寄亦是一種福報

FW: Singapore - from 3rd world to 1st world to LOST world.

2009-10-27T01:05:00.001-07:00

Singapore - from 3rd world to 1st world to LOST world.

It has been 50 years since Singapore has been governed by the PAP under the leadership of Lee Kuan Yew. Is Singapore better off now than it was 50 years ago?

The answer from most baby boomers is that it is worse. Despite all the gains in materialism and wealth in the country, the majority of the aging population is feeling no better than five decades ago. Many are stressed out by the anxieties of the absence of a dignified retirement plan, the affordability of healthcare and the uncertain future for their children.

Fifty years ago, Singapore was a British Colony under British rule. The majority of the population neither liked nor disliked the British. They had no opinion and took it as part of life. During the colonial days, most of the population then were born to accept that the white people were superior. The population then were mostly poor working class, lost without direction and living from day to day.

Fast forward fifty years to present day Singapore and we find the majority of the aging population also neither like nor dislike the PAP and can't do anything about it. Most of them were born to accept that the "Men in White" are superior. The PAP has over the years designed policies and safe guards to ensure that the party remains in power indefinitely. The indiscriminate use of the ISD, rezoning of constituencies, formation of GRCs, monopoly of the mass media and liberal use of defamation lawsuits against opponents practically destroyed all oppositions. The aging population are generally poor, lost without direction and like the population fifty years ago, living from day to day, praying that their savings will be adequate for a decent retirement.

To PAP's credit, during the past fifty years,the old guards of the PAP and MM Lee manage to bring Singapore from an improvised third world country to the first world status.. I remembered I was then living in a small rented room in a Chinatown shop-house with only one kitchen, one make shift bathroom and one pull out bucket toilet. The shop-house was shared with 4 other families with a total of 22 occupants. Within fifteen years I was able to buy a 5 room HDB apartment and own a car. For that I was grateful to the PAP, especially the old guards.

Back then in the seventies, Singapore was bustling with economic activities brought about by Dr. Goh Keng Swee, then Deputy Prime Minister, who led the Singapore industrial revolution. For the next few decades, Singapore was hailed by the world as an economic miracle . A country without natural resources and yet able to propel itself from 3rd world status to 1st world status with one of the highest per capita in Asia. The country achieved so many "Number Ones", i.e. No 1 airport, No.1 container port, No.1 airline, etc, etc. that I lost count. We were proud as citizens of Singapore. We were proud of the PAP and we were proud of MM Lee. Many of us would have died for the country and him. MM Lee would have left a great legacy for generations to remember.

Ironically the past two decades had eroded that admiration. The addiction of absolute power has made MM Lee developed a deep craze to perpetuate his control of Singapore. It was no longer our country. Singapore has become his country, his personal property. Our pledge for justice and equality for all is only but an aspiration according to him. To MM Lee, only he and the PAP can effectively govern Singapore. All others outside of PAP with opposing views are treated as Public Enemies. Under the disguise of self renewal and recruiting new blood, the entire group of old guards were retired except for himself. He brought in young bureaucrats, technocrats, and scholars who will obey and above all fear him without questions.

This dream team and MM Lee initiated a series of social engineering. MM Lee's dream is to create a perfect society based on meritocracy. There will be no room for complacency. He wants Singaporeans to be the best of the best. In the process of social engineering, Singapore becomes a nanny state where the government dictates to its citizens what, how and when to do in every minute aspect of their lives. The ideal dreams of the ordinary citizens turned to nightmares. The citizens are hard pressed to perform to the government's requirements.

The education system was revamped time and again to filter and segregate the slow learners from the ordinary and the brightest students at a young age. The brightest students are given the best education, priorities and scholarships with promise of top government jobs and top salaries upon completion of their studies. These super students are primed to be future leaders of the country. The slow learners and the ordinary students are thrown to the lower rungs of the food chain.

The numerous new education policies cause panic amongst parents who do not want their children to be labeled as slow learners or mentally challenged. There is a huge surge for private tuition whereby children are forced to endure hours of extra studies to keep up or be one step ahead of the others in their pursuit of academic excellence. The joy and happiness of growing up as children was robbed. There was no time for children to be simply children. The segregation system is based on an unscientific assumption that if students do not perform well in examinations, they will not do well in all aspects of their lives.

Maids are hired by almost every household in order for parents and children to devote more time to studies. The repercussion of the overuse of maids results in a generation of children not knowing how to do simple chores like boiling water, washing dishes, cleaning, hanging a picture frame, change a tyre, etc. Few children learn or do anything outside of textbooks. The children are simply not street smart.

Perhaps the biggest mistake was the "STOP AT TWO" or "Two is Enough" campaign where citizens were encouraged to stop at only having two children by curtailing all medical benefits and educational privileges of the third child. The successful campaign resulted in a sharp drop in birth rate and a mass exodus of emigrants who have more than two children. Even more severe repercussions surfaced two decades later resulting in the present huge influx of more than one million "Foreign Talents", mainly from China and India.

Just when the local citizens thought that they have met the worst by working as janitors, food courts cleaners and other low paying jobs, they are now challenged by foreign talents from China and India who are prepared to work for less. This challenge now spread to include regular higher paying jobs like engineers, surveyors, healthcare workers, etc. which are traditionally held by local born Singaporeans. Companies are openly advertising and recruiting the new foreign talents in preference to the locals. The reason being that companies need to stay competitive and be more profitable. New immigrants or foreign talents are not burdened by national service and reservist duty which put additional cost to the companies. Furthermore, new immigrants are willing and able to work for less pay and longer hours since most of them come to Singapore by themselves and have no family obligations like the locals.

The entire working environment is working against the local born Singaporeans. All of a sudden they have become strangers in their own land. The country they have sworn to protect has betrayed them. In desperate times like this, when help and reassuring words from the government should be forth coming, instead the local Singaporeans receive advice telling them to lower their expectations. This only add insult to injury. What the dream team and high salaried ministers fail to understand is that the people cannot go lower than low. Just try to survive on a salary of $2,000 a month or less with a family, then maybe they may understand the plight of the average Singaporeans.

For those frustrated Singaporeans who wants to emigrate to other countries to escape their present hopeless predicament, they are walking into another brick wall.

Unknown to most of them, new emigrants to countries like Australia and Canada are also foreign talents who have recently obtained their Singapore citizenship. It must be heart breaking for locals to find out that even the last escape route from their desperate predicament is being challenged by foreign talents who use Singapore as a stepping stone.

There are potential problems looming on the horizon with this huge influx of foreign talents, permanent residents and newly minted Singaporeans. The total number is between 1.6 million to 2 million people under these categories. These people have no allegiance to the country. Their allegiance is to money. If they do not get employment, they will not get the money to send back to their countries to help their families. The local born Singaporeans are largely of the "kaisu and kaisi" non-violent type who only complain but continue to vote in the same government election after election. However, the new immigrants are more vocal and hostile. These people will not be easily intimidated and bullied by the authority. The threat of jail to them is like going to a holiday camp with free food and shelter. They have endured much harsher penalties and hardships in their own countries. They are battle hardened and not afraid of dying.

If these people do go on protest riots, it will be a security nightmare. Logistically, the police does not have enough manpower to cope with such numbers. Singapore has less than 10,000 regular policemen. Each policeman has to deal with 200 violent protesters. No matter how efficient the policemen are, it is an impossible task even if the reservist NS are called in to help. On the assumption that these people are contained, there are simply not enough jails to lock them in. Changi Prison will have to be increased at least one hundred times in size. The government has only one solution and that is to keep them constantly employed to maintain peace.

So when it comes to the question of whether Singapore is better now than it was 50 years ago, should we be surprised at the answer?

Cheong Wing Lee
North Vancouver, BC
Canada.

FW:汽车Over Head 在槟城大桥坏了

2009-10-27T00:21:00.001-07:00

本人在上个星期五晚上汽车Over Head 在槟城大桥坏了，当时一辆Plus Tol的马来人就走过来看了看，就介绍了一家维修厂给我（因为我没有认识的维修厂），那时我就打了通电会给那家他们介绍的维修厂问了问说现在我的Wira1.5 Over Head 了，包拖车及维修大概要多少钱？？那电话里头的En Husin ( 开始我还以为马来人，哪知道是一位肥肥的印度回教徒）就说大概RM 300 到 RM400. 那我就叫他过来拿车咯。他告诉我说两天内一定好的。那我就很高兴的说没问题（当时见到面时我还重复的强调真的是400块左右吗？他还很肯定的说对.)

到了星期天打了通电或给他，　他说还没好。那只好等罗。　哪知道星期二他打了通电话给我说修好全部要 RM１５７２．００。　当时我就吓了一跳。　怎么和之前所说的相差那么远呢？？　我就告诉他别修我车先，　叫他先帮我查清楚那些东西坏了先，　如果一些没必要换的东西就不要乱乱的换。（连续几天我都每天打了及通电话问他查得怎样？他都说还没好等他查好了在call我）　哪知道昨天就打了通电话告诉我全部弄好了，　要跟我收RM 1500.00。　我就生气了啊　！！他怎么可以在我还没有允许的情况下就弄好了来收钱呢？？（因为有一次我就打电话给他，结果他的工人就说因该顶多RM 8xx 就可以帮我弄好的，哪知道 . . .. . . )

怎么会有那么坏的人呢？？？遇上了黑店黑店黑店黑店黑店黑店黑店黑店  好气好气！！！！！所以决定在这边公布好让别人别也上的这个超级奸商的当！！

他的店是在靠近北海要转弯曲大山脚的那个 Round About 上面那个天桥的那条路。
店名是：Mxxd. Hus1n Saravanan Petrol & Diesel ( MHS )　pg0187092-v
                  SB TS 1981-A, Kampung Sixm, Kebun Sirxh. 1040x BM
            Tel: 01x-4930669, 01x-5090169,01x-4366849


希望可以通过报章提醒大家！！！！

Fwd: Wise Old Man...

2009-10-24T04:14:00.000-07:00

Yes, this is indeed worth reading. A good lesson to learn from old papa...he has a way to bring back all his children that scattered round the world. Wise old papa's words so workable otherwise children will not bother or concern the old folks welfare...these children always think there is tomorrow!

Very nice story - Don't Miss Reading it!!!

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and ! ! turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!'

MORAL:

No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.

主题：一張半價火車票

2009-10-20T00:12:00.001-07:00

一張半價火車票-- 笑看『人情淡薄』

開往西安的火車上，一個很漂亮的列車乘務員，盯著一個民工摸樣的中年人，大聲說道 "查
票 "。

中年人渾身上下一陣翻找，終於 找到了，卻捏在手掌中。

列車員朝他怪怪地笑了笑，說： "這是兒童票。 "

中年人憋紅了臉，囁嚅著說：
"兒童票不是跟殘疾人 票價一樣嗎？ "!

列車員打量了中年人一番，問道：
"你是殘疾人？"

"我是殘疾人 ! ！ "

"那你把殘疾證給我看看。

中年人緊張起來，說："我沒有殘疾證，買票的時候，
售票員就向我要殘疾證，我沒辦法才買的兒童票。

< BR> 列車員冷笑了一下： "沒有殘疾證，怎麼能證明你是殘疾人啊？
中年人沒有做聲，只是輕輕地將鞋子脫下，又將褲腿挽了起來—他只有半個腳掌。

列車員斜眼看了看，說："我要看的是證件！是殘聯蓋的鋼印"
中年人一副苦瓜臉，解釋說：
"我沒有當地戶口，人家不給辦理殘疾證。
而且我是在私人工地幹活，出了事之後老闆就跑了，
我也沒錢到醫院做評定……"

列車長聞訊趕來，詢問情況。中年人再一次向列車長說明，自己是一個殘疾人， 買了一張和殘
疾人票一樣價格的票……

列車長也問："你的殘疾證呢？ "

中年人說他沒有殘疾證，接著就讓列車長看他的半個腳掌。列車長連看都沒看，他不耐煩地說：
"我們只認證不認人！有殘疾證就是殘疾人，有殘疾證才能享受殘疾人票的待遇。你趕快補票"

中年人一下就慌了。

他翻遍了全身的口袋和行李，只有幾塊錢，根本不夠補票的。他帶著哭腔對列車長說：

"我的腳掌被機器軋掉一半之後，就再也打不了工了，沒有錢，連老家也回不去了， 這張半價票
還是老鄉們湊錢給我買的呢。求您高抬貴手，放過我吧！"

列車長堅決地說： "那不行。"

那個女列車員趁機對列車長說：
"讓他去車頭鏟煤吧，算做義務勞動。列車長想了想說： "好！ "

中年人對面的一個老先生看不慣了，他站起來盯著列車長的眼睛，說： "你是不是男人？ "

列車長不解地說："這跟我是不是男人有什麼關係啊！ "
"你就告訴我，你是不是男人！ "
" 我當然是男人。"
"你用什麼證明你是男人呢？把你的男人證拿出來給大家看看！"

周圍的人一下笑起來。

列車長愣了愣，說：
"我一個大男人在這兒站著，難道還是假的不成？ "
老者搖了搖頭說：
"我和你們一樣，只認證不認人，有男人證就是男人，沒男
人證就不是男人。 "

列車長卡了殼，一時想不出什麼話來應對。

那個女列車員站出來替列車長解圍，她對老者說：
"我不是男人，你有什麼話 跟我說好了。 "

老者指著她的鼻子，說： "你根本就不是人！ "
列車員一下暴跳如雷，尖聲叫道：
"你嘴巴乾淨點！你說 "我不是人是什麼 ?"

老者一臉平靜狡黠地笑了笑，說："你是人？那好，把你的人證拿出來…… "

四周的人再一次哄笑起來。

只有一個人沒笑，他是那個只有半個腳掌的中年人，他定定地望著眼前的這一切， 不知何時，
眼睛流下淚水，不知道是委屈，是感激，還是仇恨。

得饒人處且饒人，事實證明-墨守成規未必是可行的，畢竟『法律不外乎人情！』 對吧！與您分享..........

A Cheerful Heart is Good Medicine 喜樂的心乃是良藥

一張半價火車票-- 笑看『人情淡薄』

FW: Beware of Evil Acts by Malaysia Syaitans...!!

2009-10-13T21:33:00.000-07:00

To All,

Beware of Evil Acts by Malaysia Syaitans...!!

News from a friend residing in the new Taman Palm Grove near the surau

I have something to share with you. (It happened 2 to 3

weeks ago) A lady could not open her remote controlled gate because someone tied her gate.

She thought her control was faulty and she came down from her car to check and she was chopped

(hands etc)by a man who had a
parang. She lost her handbag and she was hospitalised.

It happened in TamanGembira Klang.There were 2 men who planned this attack.
They tied up remote controlled gate and wait to strike. Please pass this and warn those who own remote controlled gates...to beware.

Fw:Best Joke Award winner in UK

2009-10-13T21:30:00.001-07:00

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph..
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain .

Intel Malaysia will be on Interview Road show (Oct , 2009)

2009-10-08T23:38:00.001-07:00

Date	Participating Universities
October 6, 2009	UKM, UNITEN, MMU Bilik Temuduga, Unit Kaunseling, Aras 3, Bangunan PUSANIKA, UKM EE, IT, Finance
October 7, 2009	UiTM Bilik Mesyuarat Tingkat 7 (Bilik Mesyuarat As-Syafie), Fakulti Kejuruteraan Elektrik, S&T Tower 2, UiTM EE
October 8, 2009	UM Dewan Perdana2, Kompleks Perdana Siswa, UM EE, Biz/Finance
October 15, 2009O	UTM Bilik Temuduga, Fakulti Kejuruteraan Elektrik, UTM EE

Speed Control in Canada

2009-10-05T06:17:00.000-07:00

People slow down and try to "straddle" the hole, then breathe a sigh of relief that they completely cleared it!

This is actually a speed control device that is in use in Canada.

Scroll down and look at all three pictures.

And it is much cheaper than speed cameras.

Beach Soccer.... Why Is It So Popular ?........

2009-10-04T07:25:00.000-07:00

FW: Beware your handphone for updating??

2009-10-03T06:28:00.001-07:00

Dear all

I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.

Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone.

After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my cell phone back and I received several numbers of call;few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was from the number that call me before;3954380.

I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying
out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report.

Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this
kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do
so or there is a court order.

Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!
Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call.

Any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at the beginning of the call.. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE
If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately! Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are

If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong!

Be Safe and Stay Alert!

FW: 新山班兰医院HOSPITAL SULTAN ISMAL

2009-10-01T21:47:00.000-07:00

新山班兰医院HOSPITAL SULTAN ISMAL(大家努力转发吧!让全世界人类都知道马来西亚有这班人神共愤的禽兽医生和护士!)

新山班兰医院HOSPITAL SULTAN ISMAL

2009年1月1号，早上8点我进了HSI医院，（我是催生的，过了育产期）医生帮我检查，说子宫还没开，说第二天才放药催生。。。
2009年1月2号，早上七点，放了药催生，下午两点医生说开了2CM，到了晚上肚子就好痛好痛。。。一整晚没睡
2009年1月3号，早上凌晨四点，痛到好痛，护士就带我去检查，护士检查说只开了3CM，还不能生。。早上七点，医生检查说只开了3CM，不需要在放药了。。过了一小时，我躺在床上时，突然洋水破了，旁边的产妇就帮我去叫护士来。。护士就跟我说让它流吧。。到了中午十二点半，我老公来了，他看到我不对劲了，好像要生了，就去叫A护士来看下，没想到A护士竟说：现在才几点？哪里有医生，医生要两点才来，两点才能检查...我老公听了很生气，就去叫B护士来看，B护士检查了后，就说开了5CM了，可以进产房了。。。进了产房，护士就帮我掉水。。到了下午两点，一位马来婆医生就进来了，（这位医生应该是实习医生，她样子好像只有二十三四岁）医生进来就跟我挖到很大力，我就一直叫她轻点，但她故意越弄越大力。。过后来了两位护士和医生一起帮我接生，她们就去叫我老公进来帮助我，过后她们一直叫我出力，我一停下，医生就挖更大力，（其实我一进产房的时候，已经软软了，一整夜没睡没吃，又发烧），我老公一直也帮忙我，过了一会儿，又有四五个护士进来帮忙，我一直没力push，医生就说我女儿的心跳不好了，要快点push，医生还说了一句话：你到底要不要生的，要不要出力的，你再不出力，如果孩子出来有什么问题不管我们的事，是你自己没有力生，你再不出力，我们就出去了，你自己一个人在里面生。。结果她们就全部停下手在讲话。。过后她们就叫我老公出去等，过后。。一位护士打我的手，一位打我的脚另一位还更恐怖。。一直捏我，捏到我很痛很痛，另两位就一直大大力按我的肚子。。。过了一小时多，医生看到不对劲了，就去打电话问别的医生（刚好我老公在旁边听到），过后，护士就推了一架吸层机进来（吸婴儿用的），但拿进来后，医生反而没用还一直叫我出力，到了差不多四点，医生才用吸层机吸出来。。当宝宝吸出来的时候，医生就把她放在我肚上，可是宝宝已经不会哭了，整身都变蓝了，护士就马上把宝宝拿走了。。。我就一直躺在那里。。过了半小时，医生就进里笑着跟我说：你的宝宝不会哭，也不会呼吸，现在送进婴儿加护病房了，SORRY，我已经尽力了。。。（当我听了过后，我已经要傻掉了）过了一会，几个护士走来和我说：SORRY，我们会打你，捏你，是要你出力生。。。

3月22号：：我昨天带我女儿去看中医了。。中医说我女儿可能以后会有很多后遗症。。。。可能比一般人慢发育，可能有颠型症，可能有多动症，最糟糕可能会说话慢，思想慢，动作慢，不会照顾自己。。。。。现在只能靠吃中药，西药，推拿。。要等她五个多月才可以针纠。。就算针纠也不能一百巴仙好，如果可以好五十巴仙已经算是幸运了。。。现在只好一直尽量去医治她了。。。

过了两个星期，我老公要求见院长。。。
当天就和院长，几位大医生，那位马来接生医生，和那天和我接生的六位护士一起开会。。。。
这是当天开会的情形：：：

院长：你们有什么不满？
老公：为什么我女儿会这样？
大医生：其实这种是个意外。。。
老公：为什么生不出还不开刀？
大医生：我们不会随便和别人开刀的，何况你的女儿又不会说很大。。。
老公：那这是谁的错？？如果开刀的话，我的女儿就不会缺氧，如果接生医生快点把她给吸出来，那她也不会缺氧，为什么那么迟才吸出来？？
大医生：其实怀孕是种风险，妈妈和宝宝也都有危险。。我们也不知道为什么有些宝宝一出来就会缺氧，在80个里就会有1个会这样，我们也不懂原因。。。
老公：你在接生时，有没有说过这些话？？（你到底要不要生的，要不要出力的，你再不出力，如果孩子出来有什么问题不管我们的事，是你自己没有力生，你再不出力，我们就出去了，你自己一个人在里面生）
接生医生（笑）：我没有说过这些话。。我是医生，怎么会说这些话。。。
老公：那你们有没有打我老婆的手脚，和捏她？？
护士：我们是按她的手脚，让她有力生，但我们没有捏她啊。。。
院长：这不是我们的错，也不是你们的错。。是个意外。。。

过后我们在婴儿加护病房里问儿科医生，为什么我女儿会这样？？医生说是因为她卡在里面太久了，而医生又迟把她吸出来，所以才会造成她缺氧，而且这也不是第一次了，时常发生，那里的接生医生应该检讨一下。。

我们到外面的小儿科，也是这样说，全说都是医生的错。。

如果开刀就不会发生这些事情了，但已经太迟了，都已经发生了。。。

医生说：别一般人的正常生产时间是一个小时。
而我生的时候就用了两个小时才生下来，你们说可笑吗？？

我一生都不会忘记的，我要让这里的人知道这一切。。。你们认为这是谁的错？？？我该怪自己没本事好好把她生下来，还是该怪医生的故意和疏忽？？

Singapore Edison!! 18sx 儿童不宜

2009-09-30T07:22:00.000-07:00

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有助于减肥成功的 10 种因素

2009-09-29T01:13:00.000-07:00

有助于减肥成功的 10 种因素

身心健康中文HowTO:

下面列出的这 10 种有助于减肥的因素，据说地中海地区的人已经使用了几个世纪了。

橄榄油。
事实证明，橄榄油对身体是有好处的。它含有的单元不饱和脂肪 Omega-9，能够降低胆固醇，此外，它还含有抗炎和抗氧化的成份。所以，用橄榄油代替平时使用的黄油和人造黄油，将会对你的身体大有益处。
红酒。
红酒是最有效的抗氧化剂，它能够帮助升高有益胆固醇（HDL 胆固醇），这会减少血液中的脂肪，同时也能降低心脏病的发生率。不过，红酒也不能喝得太多，要适量饮用。
坚果和杏仁。
忘记油腻的薯片和含糖糖果吧！坚果和杏仁在地中海地区是首选小吃。新鲜的，未加工的杏仁是一种很美味的小吃，它能提供你纤维、蛋白质，而且富含维生素，尤其是维生素E。只要吃 5-6 颗杏仁，然后再喝一杯水，就能够补充你需要的营养。
五谷杂粮。
在地中海地区，五谷杂粮是最主要的食谱，每个健康的饮食习惯都离不开它。吃全谷类面包，全麸谷类和面食，我们能够得到的诸多健康益处，摄入的纤维能让你感觉到饱足，并有助减慢食物吸收。
冷水鱼。
在地中海地区，鲑鱼，鲔鱼，鲭鱼和沙丁鱼等等，这些种类的鱼类富含 Omega-3 脂肪酸。它们有助于减少不规则的心脏节律，而且研究表明，能够降低心脏性猝死率。Omega-3 脂肪酸还能够减少甘油三酯，提高有益胆固醇，具有明显的抗炎性能。
新鲜水果和蔬菜。
各种不同的颜色的水果和蔬菜能带来不同的植物营养素。这能够帮助你控制体重，并减少心脏病，糖尿病和癌症的发病率。
低脂乳制品。
奶酪和乳制品，也是地中海地区饮食的一部分，但他们和我们平时吃的不同。他们食用酸奶，这是一个很好的钙的来源。
饮食适度。
红酒并不是唯一需要注意“适度”的食物，你盘子中的食物也是需要注意适度的。如果你到地中海地区，你会发现那里的食物份量比较少。因此，你需要有效地减少自己的食量，但是又不能经常觉得饿。
体育运动。
只有减肥食谱是不完整的。体育锻炼是非常重要的一部分，一般来说，慢跑和快走都是可以达到全身减肥目的的方法之一。
- 调节神经与内分泌功能。
  加强运动，可以改善神经与内分泌系统，恢复它对新陈代谢的正常调节，促进脂肪代谢，减少脂肪沉积
- 增加体内脂肪和糖的消耗。
  当增加运动时，肌肉活动需要热量，因此对血的游离脂肪酸和葡萄糖利用率增高，脂肪细胞得不到补充，反而还要支出，于是就缩小变瘪。
养成习惯。
按照上面的方法，坚持好的饮食和运动习惯。这将会对你的身体大有好处，同时也能保持良好的体型。

参考：10 Ingredients Of Weight Loss Success

Relax, Fun, Gossip and Joke Corner

Fwd: Cucumbers... I didn't know this....

Car Prices In Malaysia

Subject: Treatment For Urid Acid And Gout

细心：细节决定成败

FW: Rape-aXe: The Anti-Rape Condom

Fwd: Bubble Tea

山寨版星巴克 Fake Starbucks

NEVER on the plane!

Who knew?

洋媳婦的教育方法...令中國婆婆大開眼界~

what happen at Merdeka day ?

Fwd: Wake up Call - An article from Sin Chew

Fw: Bukit Aman scam

Fw: What is AP?

Fwd: China travel-alert !!! (Chinese & English)

Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times -don't be lazy

Fw: Squeezing your Balls

緣份, 是找到包容你的人 :EQ

FW: An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away......!!!!

The Creative AT&T Advertisements

FW: 三八就是二十三---

Fwd: What the malaysia Chinese want

Fw: Can a family man with salary RM3,000 survive in M'sia.

Subject: Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

Fw: Don't press #90 or #09 on your mobile

FW: 一个医生自白：医学界的一个惊天阴谋—近视手术

Eat Less Rice!

Fw: Nice Home . .

大家都需要知道的宣導標語

回响10年-新春【台湾偶戏万花筒】 A Sea of Puppets

有关癌細胞。。。。ABout Cancer

Joke: The Pendatang joke from Penang

British English vs. Malaysian English

Fw: - Very Scary! Please forward--must read

Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?

宅男變為型男的書

FROM PUBLIC BANK

Notice on Annual Service Fee on Inactive Savings and Current Account

FW: REPLY FROM EPF

FW: What to Take to Bed With You

Motorola walk in Jan 2009

Joke of the day :D

喜歡看書嗎?（送您１００本）

FW:SHAME ON BARISAN GOVERNMENT

http://sean-the-man.blogspot.com/

RM800K for IPOH sign. Lucky our city's got a short name. Or else--- pokai!

博客们的好帮手！！ Windows Live Writer

Pass around for our children, students & friends

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

Fw: Some interesting facts about our Liver

Malaysia: Where will we be in 2020

FW: 先報警並拒絕解綁..務必看完

Fw: Robot that never lies

Beware Of Free Gifts - VERY SOPHISTICATED WAY OF CHEATING (in Singapore )

Learn When To Keep your Mouth Shut

Nikxniax Suck Method to do the marketing promotion.

FW:Can Cancer be cured?

FW: Singapore - from 3rd world to 1st world to LOST world.

FW:汽车Over Head 在槟城大桥坏了

Fwd: Wise Old Man...

主题： 一張半價火車票

FW: Beware of Evil Acts by Malaysia Syaitans...!!

Fw:Best Joke Award winner in UK

Intel Malaysia will be on Interview Road show (Oct , 2009)

Speed Control in Canada

Beach Soccer.... Why Is It So Popular ?........

FW: Beware your handphone for updating??

FW: 新山班兰医院HOSPITAL SULTAN ISMAL

Singapore Edison!! 18sx 儿童不宜

有助于减肥成功的 10 种因素

有助于减肥成功的 10 种因素

博客们的好帮手！！　Windows Live Writer

主题：一張半價火車票