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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Joke of the day :D

喜歡看書嗎?（送您１００本）

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

FW:SHAME ON BARISAN GOVERNMENT

SHAME ON BARISAN GOVERNMENT – ROBBING US OF OUR VOTING RIGHTS, NOW ROBBING US OF OUR MONEY……MACC, POLICE & AG ALL UNDER A CORRUPT BARISAN NATIONAL federal GOVERNMENT.

LETS PRAY OUR LEGISLATIVE (JUDGES) STILL HAS THE WILL TO PROTECT ITS PEOPLE.

http://sean-the-man.blogspot.com/

RM800K for IPOH sign. Lucky our city's got a short name. Or else--- pokai!

Guess how much this "IPOH" signage cost?
According to Malaysian Insider, Ipoh City Council confirmed that a total of RM800,000 was spent on 2 of these giant signs.
That's RM400,000 per sign. Or RM100,000 per letter.
The Pakatan Rakyat (PR) ex-state govt said that the palace proposed the signs (and proposed 4 signs rather than the current 2). PR rejected it. BN usurped the state. Signs were then built and RM800,000 changed hands.
Look... I'm no construction engineer or signage expert, so I'm just pulling assumptions out of my ass. But I'm pretty sure RM800,000 can put a lot of stuff on the slope of those hills. Even if these signs were made of virgin marble, it wouldn't cost that much. Heck.. even if they were made from virgins, it wouldn't cost that much.
So, I'm asking. PR should be asking. The people of Perak should be asking...

WHO WAS THE CONTRACTOR WHO POCKETED THE RM800,000? IS HE LINKED TO THE PALACE OR ANY POLITICIAN?

HOW MUCH LESS WOULD IT HAVE COST UNDER A COMPETITIVE TENDER?

博客们的好帮手！！　Windows Live Writer

最近在MSN下载了最新的版本的 Windows Live messenger ,里头有一个软件叫 Windows Live Writer. 这个软件蛮好用呀!!
以下是他的Print Screen :

有几个好处我喜欢的:

可以很方便的上照片
Easy to Edit , arrange the photo, 看到这张照片是园角的吗?
off line edit ( 不用上线,也可以)
有Table,方便
也可以Preview
可以直接copy from Email and paste,包过照片!! 太好了!!

哈哈, 太多好处了!! 你也试试看，那就知道了！！

Pass around for our children, students & friends

Pass around for our children, students & friends

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.