Fw: What is AP?

 

Toyota Estima Emina 2.4 Latest Edition.

5 Doors, Automatic, MPV, Petrol, 49,000 miles, Pearl White, 02 Reg year 2002, Air Conditioning, Anti-Lock Braking System, Central Locking, Compact Disc Player, 8 Seats, Electric Mirrors, Electric Windows, Adjustable Seat Height, AdjustableSteering Column, Air Bag, Alarm,

£8595

but this car will sell for RM 160,000 in KL.
But £1 = RM 4.794
£ 8595 = RM 41,204.

AP profit  =  RM100,000 per car -
Imagine when you have only 100 APs = RM10,000,000.
Making Millions in just one year.

Fwd: China travel-alert !!! (Chinese & English)

China Travel, emergency notification.

The latest news; if going to China for sightseeing, please be careful!
Emergency Notification:
If someone tries to sell you dried seafood products
and suggest that you sniff, taste and try, you must pay attention.
This is a drugged sort of thing, when you smell it, you'll lose consciousness.
Then they'll take your wallet and all your personal valuables.
Please be sure to send this to all your friends. now in Guangdong , Hebei , Tianjin,
Wuhan and other places have begun to happen.
Please be alert not to be fooled and deceived!

中國旅遊, 緊急通知, 請盡量傳開去

最新的消息﹔如果有要去中國旅遊,  請小心!

緊急通知: 若是有人接近你，向你推銷海味干貨產品，

又建議你聞一下、試一下味道的話，一定要注意了，

這是一種迷藥類的東西，當你聞到它，你就會昏。

然後他們就會拿走你的皮夾、你身上所有的值錢物品。

請務必發給你所有認識的朋友，現在廣東、河北、天津、

武漢等地已開始亮相了，請大家提高警惕，以免上當、被騙！

Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times -don't be lazy

Always hold onto the nozzle while filling up your petrol tank.

A friend stopped for petrol at the petrol station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a little over two weeks ago.

This was the first time he patronized a station.

As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up.

Suddenly, the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at high speed.                                                       
He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to toilet to wash his face. After that they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the manager.

The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff to take our friend to the hospital.   
According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out of the tank while customers are filling up petrol.

But our friend's incident was the worst. The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days.             
He was not so lucky his eyesight was badly affected and became blind.   

Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the nozzle out of the tank.

So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family & relatives .......                                                           

Fw: Squeezing your Balls

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.  The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up two of the coins, but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurriedly, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and
starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and Coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the
coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied.
'I'm from Jabatan Hasil Dalam Negeri.'

緣份, 是找到包容你的人 :EQ

有一個男人, 為了參加第二天的小學同學會，特地上街, 買一條新長褲。
他回家穿上後，卻發覺長度多了十公分。於是請求媽媽替他改。
媽媽說，身體不舒服，想早一點休息, 今晚不想改。

於是, 改請求太太替他改。
太太說,還有許多家事要做，今晚沒有時間改。
於是, 改請求女兒替他改。
女兒說，今晚跟男朋友約好去跳舞，沒有時間改。
他想想，既然如此，明天穿舊的長褲去同學會也可以！
當天晚上，他媽媽心想：「兒子平時對我很孝順，他開口要求總不好拒絕他。」
於是，起來替兒子改長褲，剪短了十公分。
他太太稍晚做完家事, 心想：「老公平時很有耐心，今天他是不會縫針線才開口要求，總不好拒絕他.」
於是替先生改長褲，剪短了十公分。
他女兒晚上回來：「爸爸不阻止我去跳舞，實在是開明的老爸，今天實在應該替他修改長褲。」
於是替爸爸改長褲，剪短了十公分。
第二天早上，三個女人分別告訴男主人此事。
他一試長褲，已經變成吊腳褲了。
他的反應「是...............」

哈哈一笑，說：「我一定要穿去給同學看，告訴他們，我的媽媽、太太、和女兒對我多好。」
結果，老同學們一致稱讚他家庭經營成功。
他的媽媽、太太、和女兒也都很高興。
如果您是故事中的男人或女人，當下您會做何反應？
「哈哈一笑」抑或「破口大罵」？
人，面對外人時，總是可以表現得雍容大肚、心平氣和，但面對自己最親近的家人，卻往往一點小事,
就足以皺起眉頭，甚至出言相傷。
如果形容人類是一種「出門高E.Q，回家低E.Q」的動物，我想一點兒也不誇張，多拿出一點耐心與幽默感給家人吧！
否則您自己也不會快樂，不是嗎？

請傳閱，或許今天正有人需要它！
也許,
我只是你生命中的過客...
並未留下任何痕跡..
但我希望的是...
當你回想起過去的時候..
在你回憶中的那個我,
是無可取代的..
緣份,
是找到包容你的人.   

FW: An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away......!!!!

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